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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cities: Skylines uses exclusively distance to determine which path to take. Don't know why considering the game shipped with traffic statistics and speed limits.

[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Traffic overhaul will be a new DLC coming next month.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

DLC when it should have been in the game day 1 (10 years ago)

Paradox is basically European Nintendo.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Paradox's whole thing is releasing as many DLCs for a title as they possibly can. Just look at every one of their games' list of DLCs.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah I remember when I'd only played Victoria II (Which I'd pirated anyway) and thought hey this is a really great game development company and acquired a legal copy of Stellaris when it was on sale and my coworkers were like.. A Paradox game? You rich? And... Then I watched all the new DLCs for Stellaris roll in over the years. I bought maybe 3 or 4 of them on sale and tbf I think I have like 150 hours in it so it's not too bad, but honestly I don't think I'll ever buy another Paradox game.

They now have a subscription option and season packs... Eugh

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Paradox publisher sale is currently on Steam. 90% off so you can pay a measly €125 for the complete Stellaris pack now.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago

Bought most dlc on release, been playing since beta 🤷 next one got me so hyped too 🫣

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It makes the game feel incomplete when you see DLC lists like that.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 day ago

Many of them are just basically mods that add a new unit or some bullshit. What annoys me in lists like that is not knowing at a glance which ones add new mechanics and features and which are just minor little things like tue aforementioned units.

[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Paradox’s whole thing is releasing as many DLCs for a title as they possibly can

Across the Obelisk player here, can confirm.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Accept they made exactly one good game and expect to be able to pull the same shit

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

yeah but they are totally sorry for not putting in basic features that were in their first game. like, super sorry and stuff... be sure to buy the next dlc though..

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Its ok the modding scene took care of all those issues. In a mod that released 12 updates ago, is now completely broken, and will never be updated again.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

It's not even that hard of a change. Multiply by speed limit and traffic for each section then done.

[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Just to clarify, I was just making a joke of it being a paradox game. It's also the reason I actively avoid all paradox games even if it is good.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Stupid carbrain idiot liberal! People are using the fun one, but traffic flows so efficiently due to calming measures that it doesn't become congested like the boring, straight one does.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

Because it makes the route longer, which makes you put more ware and tear on your vehicle, and most importantly probably costs you an extra 6$ in gas to cross the extra length 💀

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago

Add more lanes to the fun bridge, people will surely want to use it then.

Don't play the game without a traffic or population density mod. Whatever it does out of the box is garbage and makes no sense.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago

I want to get off Mr. Bones' wild bridge

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Eww, reddit. 🤢

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago

City skylines mentioned 🗣🗣
DLC and Unity Slop though :(

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

We may have found the solution to induced demand