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[–] Sebastian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago
[–] Vanth@reddthat.com 23 points 1 day ago

A company I used to work for that made some equipment primarily used in laboratory settings wanted some photos for marketing materials. Me, being the only lady engineer there, was asked to be in them. Hair, makeup, lab coat even though I was on the machine shop floor for my day-to-day job, the works. They couldn't find a male engineer they considered photogenic enough so they asked the cafeteria manager, aka the janitor with additional duties to keep the coffee pots brewing and napkins on order. They even gave him fake glasses to make him look more studious. He did make for a way sexier scientist than I did. Straight up grey fox science man. He watched enough House MD to spout good fake medical lingo, making me laugh too hard thru the entire shoot.

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Two reasons to wear a lab coat in our lab

  1. higher ups or funders are coming and we need to look sciency

  2. the AC is high and its too cold (we dont control the thermostat)

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 points 23 hours ago

I always did like the feel of the various chemicals sliding over my gloves. Made me feel quite great about wearing them.

[–] TerrabyteMarx@quokk.au 8 points 1 day ago

The trick is to wear nothing underneath

[–] Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And then you end up wearing as little as possible underneath and looking way to sexy in the hallways.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago

which, ironically, makes it more hot

[–] username_1@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago

XXX Movie: I'm too hot in this coat. Oh, how hot I am.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why are they so hot? Are they polyester? Liquid-repellant?

  1. depends on the lab, sometimes that could be a really bad idea but that won't stop the ordering department

  2. ideally, lab coats exist to be taken off

It has to be tight woven fabric to do its job, keeping acid and flesh eating bacteria from getting on your skin or regular clothes

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Just don't wear anything under. Forehead tap