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[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 80 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Half the size of a pickup truck? So like, a normal car?

[–] Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip 43 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

More like 1/3 the size of a zambonie. Or 11/3 the size of two penguins on a foosball table.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Whats that in Rhode Islands? And how about mass, can I get that measured in bigmacs?

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

129 / 4.307213e+10 = 2.9949761 x 10^-9

That's in sq ft. Rounded. Length x width of a pickup truck divided by surface area of Rhode Island as reported on Wikipedia

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How many dachshunds is that?

[–] galacticworm@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] j_elgato@leminal.space 67 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh thank God... We almost had to use the metric system there didn't we?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

We were within a hair's breadth of that awful fate.

[–] technohacker@programming.dev 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

within a hair's breadth

squints eyes

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[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Are all imperial hair bigger, or only Texas ones?

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We almost had to mention standard cars, which are also half the size.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Americans don't drive cars, so they don't know how big they might be.

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

A car?? Is that some kind of libural version of my furd f300000 king ranch pedestrian killer edition truck?

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[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is the measure in Imperial pick ups,

or metric pick ups?

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

Cochem mentioned! 😍

[–] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago

Yep, they are in Low Earth Orbit. A place that has a very, very small amount of air, so the satellites experience drag, lose speed, eventually the propellant tanks run dry, and they burn up in the atmosphere. The ISS experiences the same thing, which is why its altitude slowly falls, then you see a sharp increase as they push to a slightly higher orbit.

At the altitude the SpaceX satellites are at, they only passively stay up for a few years.

[–] finalarbiter@piefed.social 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

Large boulder is a state of mind. It achieved an awful lot that day and was feeling especially pleased with itself thus the honorific.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Please let one land on my house so I can sue SpaceX and retire early.

[–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

One fell in a farmer's field in Saskatchewan. Dude got a hassle, some publicity, and a nominal fee of a grand or something.

edit: here's a mastodon thread where astronomer Sam Lawler lives nearby and visits the site with media:

SpaceX wreckage in Saskatchewan

[–] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago

It wasn't from a starlink satellite though.

which the U.S. aerospace company SpaceX later admitted was part of a cargo trunk for its Crew Dragon spacecraft.

Source

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don't remember that happening. I would actually be surprised if a satellite would survive reentry with basically anything left of it. If you want to return something from orbit you need heat shield or you're not getting it back.

Even the ISS is expected to completely burn up and that's much higher mass than a starlink satellite

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

A grand? Then I'm keeping it. I can make more as a roadside tourist attraction. Or maybe I sell it to the Chinese or Bezos or something. You want it back, Musk? Pay up, you cheap bastard!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

"act of God", legalese for "fuck you".

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Donnie Darko but it's Musk's space junk instead of a jet engine.

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 points 3 weeks ago

Welp, it’s been fun. Time to IPO and unload all the liabilities onto the public.

[–] nightlily@leminal.space 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

DDG/Lucille Bluth says about 40,000-50,000 bananas.

[–] badhops@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

always $ in the banana stand

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

Complaining about Kressler Syndrome

Complaining about Starlink

Pick one, asshole. As shitty as Musk is, Starlink is in too low of an orbit to cause Kressler Syndrome

[–] bluGill@fedia.io 1 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

The only worry about low earth orbit is something survives reentry enough to become a bomb. these are enough to destroy a house if that happens - my undertanding is this can't happen but if they did

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Starlink satellites aren't large enough to survive the heat of reentry. A more likely concern is the various materials vaporizing and dispersing into the atmosphere, as was mentioned in the article.

That being said, calling them "heavy metals" is rather dubious. We're not talking about lead, as what most readers imagine when they hear that term. It's mainly aluminum and copper. The person interviewed is picking their words to overexaggerate their claims

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[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Half the size of a pickup truck… a Mazda compact, or a jacked up GMC Hemi half ton?

Even just saying Ford F150 gives a lot of leeway.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

They're about the size of a large flat screen TV. I have no idea why they reached the pickup trucks, they might have the witch but they're only a couple of inches thick. A flat screen is a much better analogy.

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[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 10 points 3 weeks ago

Where I live, we have pickup trucks half the size of pickup trucks.

[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

There could be cubes the size of gorillas.

[–] muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this not part of the plan. I seem to recall they are designed to entirely burn up on reentry.

[–] Tai@mander.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah this is by design. Beats the alternative of having every starlink satellite ever launched hanging around low Earth orbit long after it stops working.

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

return to sender

preferably on his head

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

That would be so hilarious. People would be drinking beer and laughing at the story 100 years later.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Privatizing space sure did make things more efficient, puh-raise JEE-zuz-ah!

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah that's what happens to absolutely everything in Low Earth Orbit in just a few years. Well, unless you keep pushing them back up like we do to the International Space Station.

These satellites are doing exactly what they're intended to do. These are actually pretty small satellites overall, there are a lot up there quite a bit larger that deorbit and burn up on re-entry just fine as well.

That's part of the reason things are sent to LEO specifically, because their orbits naturally degrade and they naturally deorbit themselves without needing any assistance or fuel. It also means if a satellite in LEO fails quicker than planned, is put in an incorrect orbit due to a launch issue, or just failed prematurely, it will fail-safe and deorbit without any assistance.

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