According to his tests, he can only remember four words.
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But on the cognitive test he took he THOUGHT it was an IQ test.
He failed BOTH tests at the same time.
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That's unfair... he clearly remembered person, woman, man, camera and tv that one time.
Or was he just naming the things that happened to to be in front of him?
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The tariffs WE PAID. Those fucking companies jacked up prices to cover them. Now our tax money is going to pay them again.
And then, they’re keeping those prices high.
Yeah, there's no chance they now lower prices and collect less profit. That's what we should remember...
Taxes this year were brutal. Fucking. Goddamn. Brutal.
Trump is suing our own government to steal these. He's doing it right now. He's a fucking traitor.
I think I'm with the companies here, which feels weird to say. The Trump admin imposed these ridiculous tariffs, which the companies had to pay. Makes no sense for them to lose money on the products they sell, so of course they raised prices, which we all said they would have to when the tariffs were imposed. Meanwhile, the administration pocketed the money. Then the tariffs were ruled to have been illegal.
So yes, I want the companies to go after the money that the administration illegally bilked them (and, indirectly, us) out of. I hope they figure out ways to pass the recovered money back to customers; Costco has said it will use the money to lower prices. But it's actually more important to me that the administration not get away with the illegal tariffs.
Product sells for $10. After tariffs of $2 it sells for $14.
You pay $2 tariff and $2 convenient price hike. Company makes $2 for hiking price more than value of tariff.
Company requests refund for $2, company made $4 total.
You paid $4 extra total, which the company made. It's a completely standard transaction, money from your packet to company's. And more tax money will be wasted for the costs of processing the refunds.
Company brings price down to $12, you're still overpaying, and are you necessarily buying that product again?
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Isn't that a threat a mob boss in the movies would say?
He has 4 modes: mob boss cliche, bigotted old asshole, self aggrandizing liar, and demented confused fool. They are not all distinct and he does like to mix and match. But they are all equally pathetic.
There is a fifth mode: smitten with someone who put him in his place. Xi, Putin, hell even Mamdani
That's just the cross between the self aggrandizing liar and the demented confused fool. Tell him he's great and he'll do whatever you want because he's a narcissist and an idiot, so he completely believes them
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I wake up every day hoping for good news... You know the news I mean... Every fucking day.
Too bad he didn't have a stroke while the neighborhood was blocked with cars due to filming.
Mean I hate wishing ill will on anyone but there's a few exceptions that I think is morally fine as long as I don't take any action and just wish really hard. Like many people that pray.
Few people have erroded our social norms like that douche. While I thought they were stuffy before it's like he dropped his pants and took a shit at the table before his first bite then calls you crazy for being offended.
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No he won't, he can't even remember what he had for breakfast this morning.
That'd be easy to remember, it was a big Mac. Same as last night's supper, second breakfast, dinner, the afternoon treat etc etc etc
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He can't even remember all the children he raped.
To be fair that's a lot to remember.
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He? Remember? He probably has forgotten what he had for breakfast when he left the room.
Came here to say this. But then realised it wouldn't matter because he would just lie about it if asked anyway 😂 "I had breakfast, it was the best breakfast. It broke records for how fast and everyone complimented me about it."
He can’t remember the start of the sentence he’s actively speaking, his memory will play no structural role in any of his future retaliations.
American Presidency being run like the mafia.
He doesn't even remember how to control any of his sphincters
This motherfucker can only remember what someone told him 3 seconds ago.
He can't remember the names of people he just talked to.
He knows of Tim Apple.
Corporations who aren't going to want to get their free money back? Trump really is a fucking idiot.
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Just like he remembers the Afghans that helped fight with US soldiers now at risk of being deported to the Congo?
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As will the stock holders of company whose executives do not perform their basic fiduciary responsibilities.
The companies in question: Person llc, Woman Inc, Man Co, and Camera and TV inc.
With any luck American voters will also remember, since they are the ones who paid for the fucking things.
No he won't. Statements like this have all been bullshit and everyone in the business world knows it.
remember them as chumps
This isn't a threat. I'm surprised Trump can remember to smear his tangerine paste on every morning.
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Oh I do actually believe he really will remember them. For several seconds, possibly even over 15 seconds!
He won't remember anything, he's too fucking stupid.
WE, however, are going to remember EVERYTHING, and he is going to pay for every crime he has committed. Either he will, or those elected leaders who won't punish him will pay, and THEN Trump will pay.
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Fuck that! We remember what you said and continue to say about Canada ,you entitled, dirtbag shit stain. The level of arrogance makes me want to puke. Pay it all back you cunt!!!
Do companies really want to be remembered by this man? Or does anybody want to be remembered by him?
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I would immediately ask him what he had for breakfast yesterday if he said that to me.
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The same guy who can’t remember he was president a year ago is going to remember all the companies that don’t seek a refund? That’s hilarious.
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lol. As a business that still hasn't filed a request yet, would you:
a) Like to be remembered by Trump?
b) Get back your slice of the $160B pie?
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