this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2026
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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just what my militia and I were missing for our Oregonian wildlife refuge takeover.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Gravy squeals.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not trying to be greedy, but you wouldn't happen to have any spare lube to go with them, would you?

[–] FinnysDad@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

You're never going to build character with that attitude 🤣

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like he's enjoying himself

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

He looks delighted

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Yes please I'll take 3.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The only way I think John could look happier is if all the dildos were attached to furry drawings of rodents. Considering how often he brings up art by a particular furry porn artist, I am 99% certain Oliver is a furry and his fursona is a mouse.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm still mourning lemmynsfw

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Are you aware of fedinsfw.app ?

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

I was not. Thank you for your service o7

[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 2 points 1 week ago

Yes, thank you.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago

I love John Oliver so much

Would.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I'm glad that the show exists, and I'll watch it sometimes, but am I the only one who is constantly cringing at the mid-00 reddit "lol so randumb" shit they do? It's so painfully unfunny sometimes.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

it wasn't random though

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

None of his bits have annoyed me but I guess I can see them coming off like that at times. This one at least had a direct connection to the gambling story he was talking about (and more recently dildos have been in the news from protestors chucking them at ICE) so it didn't feel all that random.

Plus the giant one that stuck to his desk and wobbled was just perfect.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm thinking more of the "lol we bought Russell Crowe's jockstrap from Gladiator from a blockbuster closing sale, isn't that just so funny!? Aren't we rascals?"

It definitely is a particular kind of humour and not for everyone.