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[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So you’re the bitch that people say is classier than me.

[–] diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bet the tape would do numbers on the hub

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Two middle aged men scissoring?

[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I think... I can hear them... Yaoi fans. Yes, all around the world. Grabbing their pitchforks.

You should consider going into hiding...

[–] Elting@piefed.social 42 points 4 days ago

If they're looking in my windows, that's on them man.

[–] bellly@sopuli.xyz 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Joke's on them, I am incredibly unattractive lol

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I am deeply sorry you were born that way. 🥀

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 days ago

Hey you don't know, they could have been born beautiful and become unattractive through hard work and consistent effort.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Too lazy or didn't want to?

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 15 points 4 days ago

Never change violet 😂

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

sure when she does it, it's hot. when I do it, I'm a "pervert" and "child molester".

not my fault the school playground is in front of my bedroom window.

[–] TheDarkQuark@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Just use Linu... Oh, sorry, you said curtains, not windows! Smh shaking my head my head!

[–] wraekscadu@vargar.org 6 points 3 days ago

Lol yeah, if you don't like what you see... Just close your eyes! ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I feel a lot different since I have kids across the street that would probably see me. I can't be lazy or I might get indecent exposure to minors and put on a list.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 4 days ago

Same, and their nextdoor neighbor got busted for CSAM a few months ago, so I definitely make sure my curtains are closed.

[–] smeg@infosec.pub 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Where I live, people who close their curtains are treated with suspicion.

[–] percent@infosec.pub 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

Institutionalized voyeurism

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The horny champ returns to challenge taylor swift for a shot at the throne (accesories sold separately)

https://motorbunny.com/

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why did I think I should click on that link?

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 5 points 3 days ago

This is a violet08 post. What were you expecting? Bunny girls racing? That would be ridiculous, there's no manga for cosplayers to reference. 🐎

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] redsand@infosec.pub 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But is it another $500 better?

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

I mean that always depends on the person. In my opinion yes.

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago