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[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And now for something completely different, here's the sketch in question.

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (6 children)

If she doesn't want spam why doesn't she order Egg and bacon, or egg, sausage, and bacon, which are the first two menu items?

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago

That’s where it fell apart for you? 🤪

[–] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Because it wouldn't be as funny that way.

[–] mwproductions@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Don't cause a fuss.

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 2 points 1 month ago

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That's part of the joke.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Cuz that's not got much spam in it.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago
[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

LOVELY SPAM... WONDERFUL SPAAAAAM

[–] jestho@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, spam, egg, sausage, and spam – that’s not got much spam in it.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why can't she have eggs, bacon, Spam and sausage?

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Can't have eggs, bacon, Spam and sauage without tbe Spam - it wouldn't be eggs, bacon, Spam and sausage, then!

[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 11 points 1 month ago

Bloody vikings!

[–] who@feddit.org 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And the Python programming language was named after that same troupe. :)

[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works -5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A stain on the monty python reputation, no doubt

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I mean it's not like it's Cobol. Or Perl! Could you imagine?

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's fun to see how people are re-learning history. It's like an eternal September.

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's just too fucking much of it, history. There's some pretty important bits, like the Holocaust and how Colombus was a shithead, and occasionally the world's countries get super pissed at each other and have a war about it. But the esoterica of potted meat food product, 70s British comedy troupes, and their collective effect on internet lexicography is a bit much for me. Hell, your "eternal September" wording is probably another such invocation I haven't the memory to recognize.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Back in the old Usenet days, access was mostly limited to dedicated professionals and hobbyists, who had over time developed a certain “netiquette”.

Every September, though, new students got Usenet access, unwittingly disturbing the peace and sowing chaos until they learned the proper way to speak and behave themselves.

Around late 1993 and early 1994, though, ISPs started providing Usenet access to their customers, flooding the network with an unending flow of inexperienced users most of which would never learn the proper ways. An eternal September, as it were. And thus the Internet was ruined.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

there keeps on being more. Oh man I wonder what history classes will be like in a hundred years if they exist.

[–] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True story ; In Australia Hormel were ordered to withdraw an advertising campaign featuring the song "Spam - it's real spiced ham !" because Spam is not ham and doesn't contain any spices...

[–] trk@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, what is Spam then? I thought that was the whole thing... Sp(iced H)am.

I'm going to be disgusted by the answer, aren't I?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Pork, ham, and salt, mostly. So it is spiced ham if you consider salt a spice (it’s not).

[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When I was young I asked my dad what Spam was made of. He told me “Chicken lips and assholes”. My dad is a funny guy.

[–] islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hormel uses only the finest assholes available!

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

your dad can't tell the difference between spam and hot dogs.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

...Is the implication here that Americans consider salt a spice, or pork a spice?

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's the difference between pork and ham? Aren't they both just pig corpse?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ham is a specific cut, and is cured. Pork is any pig meat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ham

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Legally you need quotation marks, "pork," and "ham," mostly.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, it is real pork and real ham. It’s mostly the shoulder cuts.

Yeah, I thought it was "Shoulder of Pork and Ham"

[–] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

my favourite bit about this sketch is that they start out listing two dishes with no spam in them, which everyone promptly then forgets.

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I always noticed that too...

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago

how has that never occurred to me?? holy shit

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

its also a "ham" preserved sodium nitrate juice.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And here I thought it just meant stupid, pointless, annoying message...

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Backforming the acronym like whoever named the "Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division"

Yours is better, although it doesn't have the beautiful music of SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM!

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 1 month ago

Idk. I heard it decades ago in icq.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 1 month ago

don't forget repeated!

[–] Krzd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] N0MAD@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Great watch before I make Spam fried rice for dinner. Thank you.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

holy trump. I never made the specific connection.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Well.. sortof

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl -2 points 1 month ago

Pretty dark to make jokes about such murder and torture

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world -3 points 1 month ago

Senseless Pointless Addendum Message.