you didn't pet the loot bug
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They killed a loot bug and they're not so proud about it but that doesn't excuse the act ๐
Cock too big
Empathy too good
Too busy smoochin' owls
peekaboo gone wrong
You smoke too tough. Your swag too different.
Stopped buying Pokรฉmon cards
Oh I thought she left me BECAUSE of the pokemon cards
She didn't leave, she's just hiding.
Idk let me ask her
She forgor the way back home
You didnt give her enough of the bussy
She never existed. The Puppet Master was actually manipulating you through your cyber brain, your marriage was just a simulated experience.
Just to shake things up
She was lookin for the xizz and you were givin her the splarf. Many such cases.
Sheโll come back. She doesnโt know what sheโs missing.
Your pp is too big
You thought April Fools only lasts for one day? ๐
Marriages typically are regarded as over when one party dies.
She likes how I smell.
Newsflash dinky winky, she's petty bourgeois and you're a working class Revacholian, it was never going to work.
Kidnapped by human traffickers, why are you posting here instead of trying to save her
Joe Brandon
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Her IQ is too low to understand flat earth theory and QAnon.
The guy she's with now owns several blue chip NFTs
She found out my beanis was bigger and beanisier. Dw though, me and you are chill though. I'll help perform her 'wifely' duties on her behalf. This is how we cum together as a society.
hello sir it's me your wife
she didnt leave you lol, she went out to get her chisel sharpened so she could finish your coffin