you didn't pet the loot bug
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They killed a loot bug and they're not so proud about it but that doesn't excuse the act π
Too busy smoochin' owls
She didn't leave, she's just hiding.
Cock too big
peekaboo gone wrong
You smoke too tough. Your swag too different.
She forgor the way back home
She likes how I smell.
Idk let me ask her
Sheβll come back. She doesnβt know what sheβs missing.
She was making like a tree
Just to shake things up
Marriages typically are regarded as over when one party dies.
She was lookin for the xizz and you were givin her the splarf. Many such cases.
You thought April Fools only lasts for one day? π
You didnt give her enough of the bussy
She never existed. The Puppet Master was actually manipulating you through your cyber brain, your marriage was just a simulated experience.
Your pp is too big
Your wife is a bisexual and also she will be back next week; how do I know that?
Like Meow once said, all knowledge originates from direct experience. Or something like that.
The guy she's with now owns several blue chip NFTs