someone please add a big red square around the arrow and red circle I almost missed the crucial nothing it pointed it at
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2026
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undyne genocide fight
When did mermaids get involved?
nowing their they’re
That part actually hurt
I thought I had a stroke.
On Halloween they were passing out candy AND ALCOHOL
My sister and her husband pass out cotton candy for the kids and cocktails for the parents on Halloween. They are the favorite house on many people's trick-or-treat route. They've done it for so long that kids that grew up in the area are grown and excited to bring their own children to their house.
We've got a guy who's a wine distributor. On Halloween, adults get to try and compare a few different wines. Love it.
Thats cute as fuck :)
I know this is not the point of this but raking (and mowing) lawns needs to stop being a thing. It's bad for the lawn, the plants around, the essential bugs, and bad for the environment. Even aesthetically, it looks bland and stupid.
I do think lawns need maintenance but not every Monday morning at 6AM holy shit fuck you lawnmowers.
This is EXACTLY why I will never be part of a HOA.
Turbo Karen lol. How neighborly, bet she’s a Christian.
Forget the red circle, what's up with the last sentence? Is it so hard to read what you wrote before you hit send?
I don't think their all they're 😀
Imagine, if you will, this bitter, hateful collection of skin folds wedged into her motorized chair, wheezing, tossing the oxygen hose back over her shoulder while her fat little unmanicured thumbs angrily throw themselves at the mucous-stained phone screen…over and over and over…like little raging marinara-covered kamikaze pilots, with little to no regard for spelling, grammar, or hygiene. The phone makes its best effort to autocorrect the jumbled barrage of entitlement being ejaculated into it, but in reality, it just wants to die - just like her husband.
How is it the neighbors fault that you’re in the first neighborhood to get google fiber
They ruined her lawn.
My assumption is that neighbor got Google fiber and during install they had to run the fiber across their lawn to the junction box. My neighborhood has Google fiber. There is an access at the street every two houses.
Those are indeed asshole neighbours. You're posting it because you think she's wrong?
Buying a sports car to be noisy with it is drug dealer behaviour
in defense of kansas karen, having a neighbor that smokes weed all the time sucks. that shit reeks ass from a block away.
This is the first time I've seen a red circle without knowing what it's supposed to be indicating. It centers on the number of shares??
Why are they happy? It should be forbidden, everyone needs to be more miserable than me!
I would hope the 911 dispatcher either hung up on her or ripped into her for trying to waste emergency resources on petty bullshit. Isn’t that a charge?
I would guess you call the non emergency number for noise complaints.
Unless it's like that time I called emergency at like 1 am for noise on the upstairs apartment, but it sounded like a domestic violence situation.
This is pure Kansas City Karenness.
Did FromSoft make this person? They sound like the origin story for a ghost made out of hate.
I started looking at Nextdoor recently and some of the people are just wild.
I'm in this group. That was unexpected.
Revving your engine every time you come home is asshole behavior though.
Sounds fake as hell tbh
if it was as bad as she was making it out to be I’d be pretty pissed off too. It’s probably not though. Loud music very occasionally is okay but I’d expect it to be turned off around 10/11 unless it was a very special occasion and I’d been warned in advance (and invited). I doubt the smell of weed is that bad. They shouldn’t be handing out alcohol.
Dude people give adult beverages to the adults walking their kids around in every neighborhood. It's not a big deal. They're not handing beers to toddlers.
I dunno, I think parents handing out alcohol to other parents on Halloween is one of those fun things that makes neighbourhood friends.
It's hard to make new parent friends so it's a quick vibe check and a friendly offer to some parent who has walked very slowly, has a sore back from crouching down and holding hands for a couple of hours and knows there will be a battle about candy distribution later.