We need to write a sawng about how we don't diddle kids.
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2026
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The paper she was reading from (which I strongly suspect was written by someone else) said "convicted", but she said "convinced".
my mind immediately jumps to how bill clinton just said "i did not have sexual relations with that woman", which was obviously a bold-faced like, so.. why whouldn't she just lie??
How ill do we think he is - weeks or months?
I finally know where I have heard that accent before.
Every day, the adage "every accusation is a confession or declaration of intentions" keeps being proven more and more true.
madam in cheif
"Donalds? I win Best Movie Star, yes? Or else you bomb the Academy!"
I’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.
Neither have I, lady, but you don't hear me holding press conferences about it.
I'm thinking someone should legally accuse her.
"No member of my immediate faimily has never been formally accused^1 of the sex crimes my husband has been covering up."
^1 statement does not include civil judgments holding my husband liable for sexual assault
I wonder what she knows that hasn't been made public yet. She's clearly trying to get out in front of something.
She's been right there when they picked out girls, it's all in the files. I regret reading that part because it haunts me, it was described vividly. Imma take it down a few notches but still gonna spoiler tag and warn that it's graphic:
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They basically had 10-13 yo girls put in line, then went to each and put their fingers inside them to see if they were good (whatever that means), then Trump, Epstien etc. took them to private rooms to do worse things. The first part being with Melina, their own kids and other people right there.
Apparently she is in a legal battle against Michael Wolff who claimed that Epstein was the one who originally introduced Melania and Trump to each other
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Have never been legally accused or convicted SO FAR...!
We have a strange suspicion that she was secretly trying to remind everybody that the Epstein Files are still a problem.
That would mean she's not a scumbag.
But she is one.
Not it doesn't. It means she wants her disgusting anchor hubby to stroke out so she can fade into obscurity with billions of stolen dollars.
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Oddly precise wording. She could have chosen more blanket language and she didnt. She might just as well have held a press conference and admitted she is guilty.
I don't think so.
Here's an example of what I'm talking about:
Kreskin frequents schools, abducts children, and eats babies. Although my claims are baseless, you have been accused of child abduction. If you ever claim that you have never been accused of child abduction, my comment is evidence that you are lying.
Up until today I’d just assumed without thinking about it that she wasn’t involved in any of the scummier Epstein dealings, but she’s just done a good job of making me question that.
She's in the files and theres both proof and unproven things said that puts her right in the deep end with them all, she's just as bad as them.
I've never been legally accused or convicted of speeding at or above 10 mph over the posted speed limit in the state of Kansas
First, epstein island to distract from the thing.
Second war to distract from epstein island.
Third we're back to epstein island again.
Fourth, coliseum gladiator fight between nepotism babies on Crack (hunter Biden vs trump sons).
Lolz.
$50 on Hunter, those trump babies look like you could snap 'em over your knee
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.....So far
WE DRAW THE LINE AT EMBEZZLING FROM CHILDRENS CANCER CHARITIES!
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