"Don't panic", but make it sound like scary foreigners?
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2026
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This plus the Melania thing. What's the over under on something happening? I appreciate the action sequence, but we're not really doing proper shonen pacing unless we get some backstory reveal (Epstein drop) that somehow ties back into the A plot (Israel genocide)
proper shonen pacing
Where's my 800 episodes of useless filler???
Yeah do we have any solid speculation on what the drama is for this installment? Foreign or domestic?
Trust the plan, Republican edition.
Panican sounds like a name for one of the new pokemon. It's a pelican or something that has a signature move where it panics and increases its stats but gets confused.
What!? PANICAN is evolving!
PANICAN turned into SOVEREIGN CITIZEN!
it's the unreleased Unovan regional variant of Peliper
be a panican, not a panican't
Imagine going back to 2015 and telling people that in the future memes are dead and the White House killed them
my grandson (14) said this is a me-me and it is "based". pls reshare if your not a "panican" n love consumer inflation
Trust that there is a plan
I remember they’ve used that word before. Is it a pun on something other than just “panic”? Is it like republican - repanican or something? I wouldn’t be surprised if it really is just as dumb as it sounds, but I feel like maybe I’m missing something
It's panic + republican. Trump 'coined' it last year during the tariffs.
The United States has a chance to do something that should have been done DECADES AGO. Don’t be Weak! Don’t be Stupid! Don’t be a PANICAN (A new party based on Weak and Stupid people!). Be Strong, Courageous, and Patient, and GREATNESS will be the result!
Oh there it is, thank you
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I think it is supposed to be a portmanteau of "Panic" and "American" but it doesn't fit together at all.
They've used it sporadically since last year. I think the first instance was when the ICE raids started getting media coverage.
PS. 
Hey that's my favourite Coldplay song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XqpXmhM1Fc
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This is a pose that Joe Brandon would make.