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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Self driving and won't run against a roadnunner fake tunnel

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

might drink and ~~drive~~ gallop

[–] Doug@piefed.social 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So 1 horsepower or .5 horsepower?

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Can I blame inflation for this?

[–] Doug@piefed.social 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

~99% of horses are 1 horsepower, there's just one horse from Nevada who was locked in a barn during those nuclear tests in the 50's putting the others to shame.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a really strong lock. It has to be.

[–] Doug@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

Well it's better than ~99% of locks now.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean… Technically, you can blame anything you want for anything.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay i'm going to need some help figuring out how to blame Obama for this though. I already got the cork boards and yarn ready

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  • Obama got elected in 2008
  • the common abbreviation for the year 08
  • Obama is the first black President
  • 08 - 1 = 7
  • average horse has 7 horsepower

Source: Math

got dammit i knew it

[–] notabot@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago
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[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

in some European countries we have a special kind of horsepower that's called the "tax horsepower" (cheval fiscal, symbol CV in France), or "what kind of eldritch formula do we need to transform that unit into a vehicle classification tool for tax purposes".

We've had several formulas, and the current one has come around to being kind of an actual (rounded) power unit. Previous ones involved carbon dioxide levels, gearbox efficiency and whether you're using gasoline or diesel.

So if I am applying one of those, I believe a horse has exactly NaN CV.

okay how many horses does my hammer have

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

inb4 beep runs this through an ai slop machine and removes author attribution

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those of us who have them blocked will never know!

Oh right, the constant army of newly-created alts... (bc "no" just means "try harder" to some)

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean it's literally machine learning. Every time it's blocked it learns that it was detected as human and then tries again.

Lemmy needs a shadow ban function for these accounts

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe, but the mere fact that Reddit has it predisposes me to shy away from that solution 🀣

Bc fuck spez!

(you might be correct though)

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I find nothing wrong with stealing features from Reddit. Lemmy is a link aggregator, like Reddit.

Shadow banning shouldn't be used on humans who are annoying but would for spammers.

Unhelpful bots should be shadow banned if they keep evading bans

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[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I reported a few of their things these last few days. They got banned.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess?

Beep even had that new account now and made their own community for comics and the only role is no watermark lol.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

wait a new community? i don't want to punch down but i really want to make fun

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 1 week ago

If they’re content to post to their own comm, leave them be. At worse you’ll make them abandon it and start posting elsewhere again.

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Look at my totally original creation

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[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Centaurs have two rib cages

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Would they have two sets of dongs also? Human dong in the front and horse dong in the back? Like some sort of dong mullet?

[–] ok_effect@feddit.dk 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The place where the human dong would be, seems to be horse-territory, so my guess would be no.

This truly is the worst timeline.

[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is a sentence I never thought I'd read.

The future is now, old man!

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This one might actually have working FSD.

[–] Joelk111@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Seems to have a mind of its own though

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isn't that slavery? Or is the centaur only selling rides?

[–] NahMarcas@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

First we have to consider if apply the human rights to centaurs, if not is just pet/own relationship

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are clearly stable strain beast men, so it's closer to indentured servitude. So slavery with extra steps.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least 2 extra steps with the four legs.

This is such a stupid joke. It did make me laugh though so good job.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Either way, the guy should buy his ride a coffee or something.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

imagine horse shit x coffee

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Β£15,000 for a new car?

I wish

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The BYD Atto 1 should be around that I think?

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Not in the US 😞

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

new cars on czech market, prices in gbp equivalent

  • dacia sandero: ~12150
  • hyundai i10: ~12600
  • skoda fabia: ~13000
  • kia ceed: ~13600
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hello.

Though I'm not taking you onto the HOV lane.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

If your centaur can giddy-up fast enough, you're technically qualified for the HOV lane.

[–] sanbdra@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Technically zero emissions… just questionable horsepower πŸ˜‚

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Zero emissions? Do centaurs never fart?

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They bought more of an amalgam, or a chimera, which is a different kind of mythological beast, but also a general term for part of one thing joined to a very different other thing.

A hybrid would be something like a mule: A cross between a male donkey and a female horse

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