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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I thought I was about to get a diagnosis. sicko-wistful

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're doing fine

Now buy some cowprint sneakers to go with your cheeky little cow collection in the dining nook

That's right, you're a cowgirl now

Also you have a dining nook now, surprise!

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also you have a dining nook now, surprise!

Waowww. Thanks Xzibit!

not much, whassamattawichu?

[–] tithonis@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I know what's wrong with me. Not enough brunch!

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Somebody is finally saying it. Thank you.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know what's wrong with me

TWO there's no brunch for me

THREE make some brunch for me

(I need) MOOOOOOOORE

Let the beignets hit the floor!