Iran should just say they don’t negotiate with terrorists since Americans are now the terrorists.
this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2026
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America has done state sponsored terrorism for a long time, since it's inception, really
Oh for fuck's sake, it's real.
Trump addressed the deadline in a Saturday, April 4, Truth Social post, writing, "Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out."
Oh, he's so fucking desperate.
Yeah, my first reaction was also "surely not this much of a man child college bully". Turns out yes indeed this much.
Remember when I gave Iran ten days
when was that again, are we still on schedule?
The deadline is now expected to expire on Monday, April 6.
We'll see if today ends up being "one and a half" and April 6th ends up being "one and a quarter".
Aah. USA. What a great country. Many Inteligence. Fucking clowns
Ya gotta go to school to become a clown; most Murikkkans would fail out. We DO grow inbred dipshits, right out of the ground.
My parents were so upset when I used a dirty word after he left office the first time. "I thought we raised you better." Nope. And Trump is still a fucking imbecile.
imagine if he was a Walmart greeter. He'd have been fired over so much less than this...
Even Walmart has standards above him. At least two.
"We are very concerned about Gaza so we made it possible for this fucker to be in charge of nukes." Thanks guys.
Nervousness at its peak. You can tell who's winning.
He can’t stop winning
I [...] fuck strai[gh]t[...]s [...]. Just watch! [...] President DJT
Wow very brave of him. Respect 🙏
You gotta love how he probably thinks that his profile photo makes him look cool whereas it just looks like a potato sack with a flag painted over it.
Art of the inshallah
Is this post real? At this point, I don't even know anymore.
FCK this reality!