Ok grandma, let's get you back to bed. 
this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2026
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No, they're right actually. Think about it. Iran even said that the US has no heroes, only cartoon characters, so of course Iran would target The Mouse with a nuke.
USians are nothing if not scared shitless all the time
I am terrified that Iran will strike a combination Taco Bell/KFC. For this reason I always carry six guns with me when getting my daily chicken bucket.
That’s half the price in Europe. Americans aren’t suffering enough.
Just looked it up and saw $2/litre (~$8/gallon) in France
been hovering around $2.05-2.20/litre (canadian) here
It's interesting that 9/11 so thoroughly broke this person's brain that even two decades later they're jumping at shadows of muslamic terror cells blowing up a theme park.
Deep down they know they'd deserve it
To be fair, they did threaten Spongebob or Spider-Man, so who knows what's on the table here...
It's a messaging thing for me. They gain a lot more from decapitating Spongebob than they do nuking all of the characters and causing more global backlash.
Says the person who, almost certainly, refused to lockdown, vaccinate, or even mask when there was/is a legitimate threat to millions of lives and long term well-being of their grandkids. But, y'know, this is far more destructive, deadly, and pointless. So "sign me up"!
That's how you know they're just using it as an excuse to vicariously sate their bloodlust.
There is literally only one country on earth that has ever dropped a nuke on an actual target but sure, Iran is the threat.
Chuds are moving past treatlerism what is this
Past treatlerism and into pure death cultism
that's literally the end game lol
"five or so years down the road"
How many years have they been saying this about Iran?? I'm sure they're right this time!
alright thats it, lets get those oil prices up to 10 billion %
grim grinning ghosts come out to vaporiiizzzeee
Nuking Disneyland because they're correctly targeting Spider-Man as an American hero.
The Haunted Mansion was a terrible movie and the ride deserves to be nuked for that alone
THE RIDE PREDATES THE MOVIE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Next your going to be telling me that Pirates of the Carribbean is based off the ride too.
🎶It's a small world after all 🎶
I'm praying everyday that gas prices will soar to infinity and Iran will nuke Disney World
can't wait to learn why the president ackshually doesn't control gas prices
expensive guzzoline is the price of freedom from being nuked at the Temple of the Talking Mouse.
Yeah.
The nuke will ofc be USA made.
Oh, so you lot CAN think beyond today? Well, I’m glad you said it and I hope they keep saying it.
Nothing is anathema to voters quite like the two words “be patient”.
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