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Install a bidet. They're 20 bucks, it's a spray nozzle on a hose, they're awesome. Saw them on holiday in Cambodia everywhere, installed one when I got home, have zero regrets.
Bidet is cool, but how do you dry your ass? Also, what to do when you miss and a stream of water takes shit away off your asshole to other places like clothes and other parts of your body
how do you dry your ass?
2 sheets of toilet paper.
what to do when you miss
It's hard to miss
to other places like clothes and other parts of your body
It doesn't, it's still in the bowl.
It's easier than it might seem.
2 sheets of toilet paper.
Too little.
It's hard to miss
Yes, but it happens
It doesn't, it's still in the bowl.
It does
It's easier than it might seem.
I've been using this for a while, but then I realized that it wasn't convenient for me and I stopped pooping altogether
Too little.
Not for me. But feel free to use more. I have 6 layered toiletpapier.
Yes, but it happens
Never happened to me.
I've been using this for a while, but then I realized that it wasn't convenient for me and I stopped pooping altogether
Are you Kim Yong Un? Because he works so hard, he burns everything so he never has to poop either.
We have a bidet and I still just reach over and soak TP a few times instead, just feels more thorough.
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Back in Covid when everyone was filling their house with toilet paper, I bought up a bidet for every Bathroom in the house. It’s the doomsday bidet
Wiping more just turns the paper red instead of brown
Clearly you need poop knife, you gotta shove it in there like how you clean up a empty peanut butter jar.
That’s no way to use a poop knife...
Stop wiping and use a portable bidet. You'll never go back to wiping.
Portable bidet
Seen a guy in work filling up his arse bottle in the sink all the time. Was fucking disgusting.
well you can hardly expect them to fill it up with gross toilet water, can you?
Okay we have a bidet at home but even when I use it I still need to wipe after. Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass or what exactly am I supposeed to do when using it.
Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass
Yes. I only use toilet paper afterwards to dry everything.
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You're just not supposed to doomscroll on the toilet until everything is dried and has to be scraped off.
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Get yourself a proper heated bidet and you’ll never go back. I bought a Toto it warms the seat, automatically shoots soothing warm water at your angry brown eye and then blow dry’s your bum.
Best purchase ever!
Recently went to Japan for work and my hotel had one of these so I got to try it out.
It's my belief that you haven't experienced the best life has to offer until you've had your butthole powerwashed. It was a trancsendental experience for me.
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Hell a cold water bidet will change your life too
And thinking about the amount of paper used, praying that is not going to be clogged
Real shit posting
Eat more fibre
Bidets are cool but y'all need to eat more fiber.
Lack of fiber in your diet. Take a spoon full of psyllium husk in some water before bed. You will also decrease your risk of colon cancer. A bidet is wonderful but does not address the root of the issue.
This is the most right answer. I dont have to wipe mor that 2 times most because of the fiber.
And often those times are just to make sure there is nothing
Is that the dude that played professor X in the newer X-men movies?
The mivie is called Filth iirc
It's a fun movie
Yes!
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