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Okay we have a bidet at home but even when I use it I still need to wipe after. Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass or what exactly am I supposeed to do when using it.
Yes. I only use toilet paper afterwards to dry everything.
I tried that but it just does not clean that well it seems. The toilet paper gets dirty
Try Adding a light abrasive to the Water. You can find bulk sillica at your local bodyshop.
How would that work? I cannot just open it up and put it inside the plumbing
Well you could add a T fitting on your Water source and weld a large venturi effectue Hopper to it, filled with the abrasive. However i think your best course of action is not to see if you can do it but ask yourself if you should.
I already know the answer to be I should not
You maybe have a shitty bidet, or its settings need to be adjusted .
Also there's a bit of technique - you gotta move around a bit; work the spray around to get everything.
It's a standalone one
Use your hands and wash with soap. Then use toilet paper to pat dry afterwards. That’s what I do and you can’t get any cleaner than that.
I only do that in severe cases
You're just not supposed to doomscroll on the toilet until everything is dried and has to be scraped off.
I don't usually spend more than 5 minjtes shitting so.....
Yes. It shouldn't take that much pressure.
But it does not clean that well.
Maybe you have low water pressure? It should feel like a tiny hose.
Yeah, low water pressure would be my guess.
Water can cut through steel plate at high enough pressure. It can certainly remove poop from a butt with enough pressure.