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[–] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I always tell my friends "Do not kill the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part that cringes"

[–] jackiechan00@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

I actually love this lmao, gonna use this more

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 32 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I wish more people would just enjoy things that are objectively terrible. Like how I enjoy my Nickelback CD's. Yes they're douches but I like shitty post-grunge.

[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Did you LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!!!

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 3 points 5 days ago

It's a photo of a photograph

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[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The specific term you’re looking for is

Not giving a Fuck.

Rolling away in my Heelys

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I stopped giving a fuck way back when the choice was between that and killing myself.

That was the only way my nerdy girl self could live beyond 12 years old in the early 80s.

Went in to computer programming and, eventually, design.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I can only imagine what it was like back then when the nerdy girls weren’t a thing even in the early 2000s

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 20 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Art can be hot fucking garbage in ways that are interesting and worth exploring

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 5 points 5 days ago

Dadaism is near literally that save for the hot part lol

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[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I had so much dolphin shit as a teenager

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Did you have Ecco the Dolphin?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I did! I think I even got past level one once.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I cant remember if I ever completed it, but young young young me had hours of fun playing it until my dad pointed out you could get to the next bit by jumping over the rocks.

Blew my tiny mind.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 7 points 5 days ago

Hahaha right‽ I think it was my brother showing me, but it was still hard to jump.

That first level was pure Dolphin sim, who needs a plot and gameplay when I can move around a small world pretending to be a dolphin with beautiful music playing.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

No, my parents believed video games were evil :(

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Mine only thought games with guns were evil. Now I'm playing Resident Evil Requiem and I'm inventing new cuss words. You proud of me mom and dad?

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 points 5 days ago

Funny thing.

My mom was anti-war, but let me have all the guns I wanted. Spy guns, cowboy guns, soldier guns, space guns...

By the time I was 11 or 12 I decided I was too old for toys and gave up my guns.

Never wanted to own one as an adult.

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[–] spacesatan@leminal.space 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What my girl tells me after sex

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 10 points 5 days ago

Hey, long as she's enjoying it

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago

Oof. My 10 year old girl soul hurts just from the thumbnail.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] scytale@piefed.zip 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nah, it’s legit a good comedy movie.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

My partner has been pushing this movie for a long time now. I’ll snag it and we’ll watch it in the next couple days!

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Backstreet's back, all right!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago
[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Jurassic World

What can I say? They made me root for the T. rex and raptors. How can I not enjoy that?

[–] Starski@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

Been playing through the first Kingdom hearts game, God damn was is designed horribly but I've been having a lot of fun with my friend at least.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Most Jason Statham movies. Don't question the details just enjoy.

The exceptions being Snatch and Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrels which are excellent

[–] eronth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm surprised I'm not seeing anyone list StarWars.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Star Wars is responsible for 2 5/8 good movies.

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[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

pictures like that always make me thirsty 😭

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 4 points 5 days ago

Lisa Frank 😂🌈

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If you want to play quality Pokemon games, just play the ROMHacks and Fangames. They're leagues ahead of Nintendo at this point. Emerald Rogue, Elite Redux and Infinite Fusion are my favorites.

[–] llacook@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

This is how I feel about Dark Shadows

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

The Fast and Furious franchise

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