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https://knockout.chat/thread/81362

This is china where one mistep can lead you to accidently landing in a forbidden area. Specificly these are around the boarders. If they fuck up though and misinterpaate one of these sites, were never going to see the two of them again. Most likely they will get tried as spies and spend the rest of their lives in a chinese jail.

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

on the contrary, if i take a misstep, china disappears! like, say, if i step into an open manhole.

[–] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

knockout jumpscare, wild to see crossover here

[–] Emmi@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

haha yeah, they really don't view the Chinese as people. Don't even ask about DPRK or they'll justify the killing, sanctions and oppression they lay on them. Actually fucking gross.

[–] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 13 hours ago

they're transgressive leftists, understand. its just a coincidence they happen upon the exact conclusions american exceptionalism comes to.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

I'm trying to think of a country that disappears people at its border. I know there is one but I don't think its china.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look, if you don't like a country's laws, don't visit them. China takes misinterpaateing very seriously.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

wir hebben een serius misinterpaatein

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I literally sneaked through a Chinese military zone to get to some non touristy great wall

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Look behind you.

xi-reactionary-spotted

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

A cake burger no less, coward wouldn't even do the real thing.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

took me a second to figure out if this ding dong meant Chinese state borders or international boarders.

[–] ThermonuclearHoxha@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Both are true, if you are a liberal and you leave Shanghai to go anywhere else, instant gulag

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

No it's the boarders, the people who put boards on things, you should never interrupt their work or else you'll be off to gulag.

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

you know, we make light of it, but China statistically has a mass incarceration problem: google "22 percent of the world's prison population"

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

country with four times less people has more people incarcerated

[–] redparadise@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 hours ago

This is proof that those criminals are running free in China! The weak communusts have no control and are overun by criminals.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

lol this is such a lie I have crossed the southern border in an unconventional manner that meant I was going south with a boat full of thai seasonal workers heading home for chinese new year.

I assure you not only did the workers not have visas to be stamped but the police who came and stamped my passport did not even look twice at them. The cops in China were quite nice. Just don't take photos outside government buildings ya dinguses. Way more fashy police south of the border.

(acab of course, I'm sure my experience was coloured by my skin tone and status as a foreign visitor / opportunity to practice english)

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Emmi@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The thread this post was made in is about Ludwig and Michael Reeves traveling in China.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

They just passed my cousin's city in Hubei. She's actually working on an adjacent field (advertising for hot spring resorts and shit).

The biggest threat to them right now is dying of hypothermia. They are not prepared for the north. I went to Henan in Feb 2 years ago and the snow hadn't fully thawed in certain places. It might not be below 0 in late March but if they thought Hunan was cold...

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fucking boarders man, so easy to misinterpaate.

You know this is a good one because of the spelling errors.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 1 points 21 hours ago

America really needs to show China how to handle when someone accidentally misinterpaates a boarder. It's important to put people in concentration camps humanely.

[–] RindoGang@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"This is china where one mistep can lead you to accidently landing in a forbidden area. Specificly these are around the boarders. If they fuck up through and misinterpaate one of these sites, were never going to see the two of them again. Most likely they will get tried as spies and spend the rest of their lives in a chinese jail."

The text was a little too small in the image so here it is :D

[–] Emmi@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My bad! I thought it'd fit nicely in the thumbnail. I'll put the text in the OP too.

[–] ThermonuclearHoxha@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Better for accessibility to caption as much as possible. Besides, even if you don't normally use captions yourself, sometimes images don't load or stop working for whatever reason

[–] Emmi@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago

I'll keep this in mind from now on.