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[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

(͡•_ ͡• )

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Still not worse than Mr Beast or LTT

[–] Bakedtaint@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] bootleg@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] yabbadabaddon@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So to be clear, should I wait before I cook them or harvest them earlier?

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Due to potential parasites, you should definitely cook using a proper meat thermometer. And avoid those "organic" varieties, they may have unknown diseases.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Hello, Police?

[–] kayohtie@pawb.social 1 points 5 days ago

Genuinely had to read comments to understand and now I'm upset that I do.

[–] libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago

I dont get it. Im not from Turtle Island by the way.

[–] muzzle@lemmy.zip 79 points 1 week ago

Mine too but that’s mostly because I was a boy scout.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

bet got lots of clicks, thus great thumbnail, from youtuber perspective

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

No thumbnails in photo. Only index fingernails. So sad.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh, so you don't think about a "girls' asshole", when you see a samoa labeled "girl scouts"? Seems like you are the weird one.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Oh, I was very innocent...

I just thought that a "professional" chef comparing his boutique cookie to that of a girl scout gives a very dick vibe because why are you one-uping little girl cookies?

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well it's not like the little girls make the cookies. Those are corporate cookies. AND THEY USED TO BE BIGGER. Damn shrinkflation.

[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago

To be fair, I have no clue except that it is some sort of youth movement for girls

[–] Skv@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How are you even on the internet with that mentality?

[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

I didn't get it either, which usually means it's a sex joke. This one is particularly reaching.

[–] Joloxino@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Oh my sweet summer child…

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not allowed to look at this.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Judge ordered me to stay 100ft away from this thumbnail

[–] DearMoogle@piefed.social 0 points 1 week ago