average euro prices of fuels would kill american on contact
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Canada is not much better. $1.70 to $2.05 (or more!) a litre. That works out to $4.75+ /gallon
During COVID I was paying about $9 per gallon for gas and right about $10 for diesel. Right now my daughter is paying $9.80 a gallon for diesel.
This was Germany
I'm just impressed you did both conversions.
I think that's a Canadian superpower due to the ungodly mix of imperial and metric units that's going on there.
Maybe that's why they're always apologizing, feeling guilty due to their relationship with units!
I Germany it's 2,10€/l or 11USD/gallon right now
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That's insanity. I would legitimately be walking.
While it's a significant jump over the last month, the United States and Canada are experiencing about the same price increase proportionally.
Graph:
Now do rods to the hogs head!
Could you convert that to chain/butt for me?
I'm annoyed that we still even have gas. Where is my Solarpunk!?!
I unironicaly contemplated breaking out of a bus and attacking a pipeline with whatever I could find during a trip to a monastery. Main reason I didn't was my family was with me.
So, yeah, I was that close to just doing it.
Imagine my glee when I heard Ukraine was blowing up pipelines, and America refineries.
Perfect...
Americans from the USA.
I've been seeing the news for weeks now, but only last week did I actually check what EUR/l those values were and I nearly died laughing...
Americans don't learn metric precisely to not understand European fuel prices.
"What's a leetur?"
"How much is a You-Row?"
Why row when you can use an outboard motor
Just as the average price in Hong Kong would kill a European on contact.
The price per unit is less shocking than the percentage increase from February to now, which is more or less the same regardless of what continent you're on.
perhaps, but only americans bitch about it so loud that you can hear it across the ocean
Australia is 8.22 usd per gallon for diesel.
I mean yeah lol. I used to drive 80 (~128 km) miles a day to go to university. I would have been broke with European gas prices.
And yes I would have loved to have taken public transit there, but it simply didn't exist
That's over 1h of driving, even without traffic, each way. Are you mental?
Even with mass transit here, you don't do that commute every day for several years - you rent a room closer to the uni, and go back home only during weekends.
Edit: sorry I just realised you said that's total per day. Still might be cheaper to rent...
Not mental just poor. Stayed at home and went to the local uni because it was affordable.
It was 1hr each way, but about 80 miles total. There was never really much traffic at least.
I drove a fuel efficient car so this was definitely cheaper than renting plus utilities. Probably costed about $60 a week in gas. $240 was not enough to get a room, rooms went for about $400. Even then I'd still have to drive from the room to campus
You know gas prices are too high when you've clung to petroleum as an energy source for half a century too long (despite knowing about its deleterious effects and limited availability).
They just keep beating their foreheads against the steering wheel an say, "IloveTrump, IloveTrump," over and over again.
But if you listen really carefully you'll hear their mating calls coming from the inside of the cab, "thanks Obama", "let's go, Brandon", and obviously the ubiquitous, "this is all bidens fault."
BTW what's happening with coal rollers?
Imma city bus driver. The other day I was pulled over picking someone up, and wouldn't you know it, some asshat in an obnoxious truck coal rolls me. And of course I had my window open because spring.
I gotta say the noise is worse than the smoke. Why anyone would spend money to make their vehicle sound that way will forever baffle me.
But anyways, to my joy the guy was immediately pulled over! I asked around and I guess the guy got nailed for: interfering with transit operations, illegal tint, and failure to obey traffic signals. About 350$'s worth of tickets.
$350 not enough. Coal rolling is objectively bad for everything including the driver. It's a great metaphor for certain Americans (and maybe us as a whole)
There's a documentary series, "How To by John Wilson," that's on HBO (at least in the US), and it's basically a Nathan Fielder style absurdist look at the world, with a bunch of real world footage edited together, sometimes with a voiceover, for comedic effect.
But one of the episodes has him going out to figure out why people roll coal, and he interviews a guy who does it, who cannot string together any coherent thought behind it. It's amazing television.
I've always wanted to try a really loud car. Same goes for those loud motorcycles.I can't imagine the constant loud noise everywhere you go. You can't sneak home when it's late. Going out to just pick up some groceries? Well looks like your breaking the sound barrier doing it.
remove your vehicle’s catalytic converter to achieve amazing jet engine sound effects!
In an ICE car the part of the tailpipe which is wider (which I believe is also were the catalytic converter is) is tuned to change the engine noise (mostly to reduce it, but it can also be tuned to make it "purr" rather than "roar", like in sports cars)
Cut that out and the car becomes much louder (and if it's not diesel, I believe it's with the kind engine sound one associates with muscle cars).
I was next to a truck the other day, and the driver looked like he was in severe distress. He must have been thinking, "I really want people to know what an irredeemable unrepentant asshole I am, but there are a few people out there who can't figure it out just by looking at my large, shiny pickup truck that has obviously never been used to haul anything. Even though that's a 100% guarantee. If only I could afford to roll coal again! This is all Joe Biden's fault."
I'm just kidding. Who can afford to drive these days?
Crypto bros who bought trump coin in previous January?
Pretty sure the trump coin tanked so they lost all their money didnt it ?
Of course it did
I still see them rolling coal, but the prices haven't hit my state hard yet since we refine it.
mating season? did I miss the memo?
It’s a joke about animals that try to attract the opposite sex by being loud and obnoxious (like a peacock) to try to lure a partner in during their mating season. It’s a biological trait in most species.