Jesus Christ, why?
this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2026
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The forbidden ramen.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
This is also how I feed the birds. I am banned from the park.
the one time I'm glad my internet is slow enough to read comments before any picture loads
Just in case you did bail before it loaded, it is a painting, not a photo, and it is unhinged but not gross. Per se.
This is the most ominous usage of per se I have ever seen.
Your username is almost relevant though
lol ughhhh
This is how I got rid of mine but it was thanks to mice, not birds in my case. I felt like Cinderella!
Grant us eyes
I didn't know tapeworms came out
They're named after the tape measure and if those birds let go its the coming back in you've got to worry about.
I really regret commenting on this post
A reply in your inbox is just like a tapewormmeasure, it keeps you coming back to the post.
Older people around here tell stories of homemade treatments where the person would be fasting for hours while sat on a chair with a hole, with a bucket of milk or white wine. According to them, this would make the tapeworm get out (very slowly) into the bucket.
Sorry, babe, I just made plans for the weekend.
Hope you made plans for two
they do if they get exposed to water, where they release the eggs, or it gets long enough to exit the bumhole.
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey!
On the one hand, perhaps this is my own fault for browsing all while eating spaghetti. On the other hand, what were the odds.
You could add some tomatoes, make it eat itself, and have it finish its job on the whole 'verse.
Nature is so beautiful.
Go fly a kite
How nice of those seagulls
What's the opposite of "not all heros wear capes"? Cus that's what you are.
You're like the villain no one deserved or something.