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Noose pole — The noose poles described in the Trapping section of the Animal Defense chapter can be used to snare an unwary guard dog. Since many of these dogs are trained by “agitation,” frequently by waving a rag or burlap sack in their face, you should try to provoke them into grabbing a burlap sack offered on the end of a pole (illustration 9.5a). Once you have begun a tug-of-war with the dog, slip the noose over his neck and tighten (9.5b). Finally, pull the dog up to the fence, and secure him there with a sturdy piece of wire, a carabiner, or a heavy-duty leash clip (9.5c).

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

But someone comes and saves the pupper after the war, right?

RIGHT anakin-padme-4

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The dog calms down and waits patiently for the security guard to do their rounds in the morning so they can have a drink of water and a comfy sleep.

edit: this is literally in the course material smh

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When do they teach you to load up a bunch of mylar helium balloons in the back of your Buick and release them under an overhead power line before infiltrating the target location? Do they mention anything about throwing a hostage's shoe to draw out security personnel that are waiting to ambush you at the end of the hallway?

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you're not using a tranq gun for a stealth run you're literally just LARPing

Sounds like a half-measure tbh

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Force method — Using this technique, an intruder dresses and arms himself to meet the dog head on, if necessary, and frighten him off. A variety of gear and weapons make this possible.

scared

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

plz dont bait me with the burlap sack again

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it aint easy being a trained weapon doggirl-gloom

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Get in the ~~robot~~ burlap sack