Doo doo-in
this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2026
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I would have simply not gotten blindsided by the Harkonnens. EZ
Bro the moment I saw the pain box and poison needle I trained for days. I could do that. Easy. You put a poison needle next to my neck and tell me to put my hand in the pain box I do a roundhouse neck chop.
I'd just tank the poison needle. Then what are you going to do Reverend Mother?
Poison needle? Ma'am my diet is monsters and zyn let's go.
be a camel
do dunes
Even if I was a camel- easy. Conserve water, stronger legs, more cargo capacity. I am built for Arrankis.
It’s arrannis, do keep up with spice locations smh
It's Moranis, shrink yourselves so the shai-hulud can't hear you, make spice go further
me on spice-melange: oh uh i think i took too much im too high i dont really do drugs im getting freaked out by seeing the future
but could you do a star track
I watched Stars War Star Treks: Deep Space: 9 and could probably do that. They're basically one station on top of one planet. Stars War Star Treks: The New Generation is too many planets so you'd have to deal with the bullshit of the planet where everyone is a Greek guy versus the planet where everyone is Roman guys.
Wow im convinced. I would hire you for 20 dollars. Think you can come by on Monday ?
I'll be honest I need the work nobody wants to hire me because my resume just lists karate sk9lls
damn I'd hire u karate skills are cool
two guys could do it easy
If me and my bros all shared Paul's role in the movies, we could beat the shit out of the Sardaukar. I was thinking of different neck chop scenarios the whole time. Emperor, Harkonnen dude, worm dude- easy.
Thats what I'm saying. Its the type of situation where you just need to pull up.
Id tell Emperor Shaddam IV to his fuckin face dude its not gonna be like that. No champion u and me ill beat ur old ass.
