this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2026
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Nice try fraud, but everyone knows you have to take a series of three tests before you can get your woke certs. And that's just for the tier 1 woke cert. I bet you don't even have a woke applicant id.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

I'm a journeyman in the wokers union.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The secret cabal isn't real.

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The secret cabal of hamsters prob put you up to say this 👁️

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

The secret cabal isn't real.

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

My first act of ruler will be blatant neopotism so all my gfs posts will be highly upbeared followed by my friends/lackies

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 1 points 48 minutes ago* (last edited 41 minutes ago)

dw i manage to pull upbears on my own, appreciate it tho 😘

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago

50k upbears to FlakesBongler mao-wave

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I hereby declare you king...LOSER get real.

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Not very inclusive of you sorosfootsoilder you failed one third of DEI it seems

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

Woke is no joke smh