Nice try fraud, but everyone knows you have to take a series of three tests before you can get your woke certs. And that's just for the tier 1 woke cert. I bet you don't even have a woke applicant id.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
I'm a journeyman in the wokers union.
The secret cabal isn't real.
The secret cabal of hamsters prob put you up to say this 👁️
The secret cabal isn't real.
My first act of ruler will be blatant neopotism so all my gfs posts will be highly upbeared followed by my friends/lackies
dw i manage to pull upbears on my own, appreciate it tho 😘
Hello friend 
50k upbears to FlakesBongler 
I hereby declare you king...LOSER get real.
Not very inclusive of you sorosfootsoilder you failed one third of DEI it seems

Woke is no joke smh
