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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

You just made upsidedown dogs day just a little brighter.

[–] TyrionBean@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 hours ago

There are many good people who die every day - people who cared for others, didn't discriminate, didn't belittle race, sex, gender, or wanting a better world.

Chuck Norris was not such a person, and deserves no sympathy from me.

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 72 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

Friendly reminder that chuck norris was a magat.

So don't grieve for the loss of an action movie star who hasn't been relevant for closer to 20 years than not. Cheer for having one less nazi in the world.

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 17 points 2 hours ago

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris jokes? The jokes keep getting older.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago (1 children)

I can do both.

I have fond memories watching him in Walker Texas ranger. I can be sad that that piece is gone.

And also be happy that a large influencer of MAGA can no longer spread hate.

It’s possible to have conflicting emotions.

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 1 points 13 minutes ago

Yeah... personally I don't feel that "being on an entertaining copaganda show 30 years ago" is at all a drop in the bucket compared to "1000 years of darkness" but you do you.

[–] RandAlThor@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 hours ago

Chucky warns 1000 years of darkness if Obama wins: https://youtu.be/w2oYKdN5Gh4

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

chuck norris was a maga

This is very true.

This is also not relevant to the image we use for memes, and we choose to respect the image of the person he is not because that's a better person to mourn and keeps the memes alive.

[–] theherk@lemmy.world 25 points 3 hours ago

Never had shit on Mister Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

Don't care

I won't dance in his grave, but he was a christo fascist supporting magat.

People like him deserve little sympathy

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 16 points 3 hours ago

Yay one less nazi! FTG!

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 41 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I guess Techno Viking finally caught up to Chuck Norris.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 11 points 3 hours ago

Thanks Techno Viking!

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago

Rest in piss.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 hours ago

The best Chuck Norris joke was Chuck Norris himself.

Farewell, sweet punchline.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago
[–] Davel23@fedia.io 3 points 2 hours ago

Only the good die young.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 hours ago

Insert Chuck Norris joke about being immortal here.

[–] Wunz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

Satan wouldn't let that shitstain darken his doorstep.

[–] Jaegeras@piefed.social 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

He'll get to finally have his rematch with Bruce Lee at last.

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 22 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Magats don't get into heaven.

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 9 points 3 hours ago

Nobody does

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Charlie Kirk, then

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

Oh, it's Heaven™ alright, but less the "real" thing and more just façades & muzak on repeat.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

It turns out that all we had to do was wait Chuck Norris out and eventually be declared champion!

[–] comrade_twisty@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago

Most likely we're all dead and Chuck Norris is the only one still alive.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -1 points 2 hours ago

Vaccine status?

[–] chahn.chris@piefed.social -4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Well, that’s it then, all of our best protection is now gone.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think Steven Seagal is still alive.. maybe?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Define “alive”