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There are many good people who die every day - people who cared for others, didn't discriminate, didn't belittle race, sex, gender, or wanting a better world.
Chuck Norris was not such a person, and deserves no sympathy from me.
Friendly reminder that chuck norris was a magat.
So don't grieve for the loss of an action movie star who hasn't been relevant for closer to 20 years than not. Cheer for having one less nazi in the world.
What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris jokes? The jokes keep getting older.
I can do both.
I have fond memories watching him in Walker Texas ranger. I can be sad that that piece is gone.
And also be happy that a large influencer of MAGA can no longer spread hate.
It’s possible to have conflicting emotions.
Yeah... personally I don't feel that "being on an entertaining copaganda show 30 years ago" is at all a drop in the bucket compared to "1000 years of darkness" but you do you.
chuck norris was a maga
This is very true.
This is also not relevant to the image we use for memes, and we choose to respect the image of the person he is not because that's a better person to mourn and keeps the memes alive.
Never had shit on Mister Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
Don't care
I won't dance in his grave, but he was a christo fascist supporting magat.
People like him deserve little sympathy
Yay one less nazi! FTG!
I guess Techno Viking finally caught up to Chuck Norris.

Thanks Techno Viking!
Rest in piss.
The best Chuck Norris joke was Chuck Norris himself.
Farewell, sweet punchline.

Only the good die young.
Insert Chuck Norris joke about being immortal here.
He's kicking angels now.
Devils. Being kicked by.
Satan wouldn't let that shitstain darken his doorstep.
He'll get to finally have his rematch with Bruce Lee at last.
Magats don't get into heaven.
Nobody does
Charlie Kirk, then
Oh, it's Heaven™ alright, but less the "real" thing and more just façades & muzak on repeat.
Not so tough after all
It turns out that all we had to do was wait Chuck Norris out and eventually be declared champion!
Most likely we're all dead and Chuck Norris is the only one still alive.
Vaccine status?
Well, that’s it then, all of our best protection is now gone.
I think Steven Seagal is still alive.. maybe?
Define “alive”