His sons arw going to bury him in a resort or something and charge people to visit him.
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Shit embalm him like Lenin and put him on display in a gilded hall at mar-a-lago and have it be mecca for the chuds.
The MEGGA
Imagine the tailgate parties for the chuds on haj
Please don't be disrespectful. Chuds already have mecca and it's called applebees
Twerking cowboy commercial during an adbreak in WWIII
And a little bit of chicken fried
cold beer on a friday night
and get a tax return*
The Trump Libary and All-You-Can-Eat Cafeteria. Pigs and Chickens not accepted.
Dude is waging another illegal war, murdering schoolchildren, killing and kidnapping world leaders, all while the whole Epstein thing goes unaddressed, and this is all the Dems can manage to shit out in response?
Born losers.
BOOM
MEANINGINGLESS PABLUM
We did nothing to hold him meaningfully accountable during his life, but we're going to snub the hell out of his corpse.
That's right, he's going to a normal graveyard instead of our special soldier graveyard. Immediately after his five hundred million dollar state funeral
There's a Nazi buried in there. I mean, a lot of them are nazis, but I'm talking about that one nazi who was in the Waffen SS
That really narrows it down.
Citizens United and its consequences have been a disaster for Amerikkkans
You think this shit really started with citizens united? idealism is a hell of a drug..
No, but it would sure fucken help if bribery wasn't legal lol
Legality only matters for poor people. CU just put it in writing
Considering political bribes exploded after that ruling, it at least used to matter. Othereise they wouldn't have bothered to instantiate it in the first place.
Bribes you actually know about exploded. If you want bribery to be illegal you have to eliminate capitalism.
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I'd like to see ol' Donny wriggle his way out of this jam!
The imaginary figment of him still ends up wriggling his way out easily even in the Dems' most vengeful fantasies
Is the BOOM the sound of him being shot and that's why they're discussing his grave
Because if not who fucking cares
Blonpf has been fricking owned!!!!!!!! Thank u Democrats!!!! Sending my whole paycheck to Hillary Clinton rn!!!
i mean, bury him wherever he wants. who cares. just hurry up, bc the guy with the backhoe probably has stuff to so.
we may have to start making excuses for the lack of terror
"hey could u like do one single positive thing to benefit my life?"
DRUMF IS FINISHED AFTER WE STOPPED HIM FROM ORDERING ON DOORDASH SUBSCRIBE NOW FOR 9.99 MONTH
I assumed this was fake, but no, Democrats really are that feckless:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-buried-arlington-cemetery/
In late January 2021, a number of Democrats brought forward the “No Glory for Hate Act” in the U.S. House of Representatives, a bill that seeks to impose restrictions on certain former presidents. Proposed ahead of the second impeachment of President Donald Trump after he provoked a mob into attacking the U.S. Capitol, the bill aims to prohibit burials in Arlington National Cemetery of former presidents who had been twice impeached.
Snopes readers specifically interpreted this bill as one that sought to prohibit Trump from being buried at Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington, Virginia, at the time of his death. We read the text of the bill, and learned that while Trump is not mentioned there by name, the bill presently only applies to him.In late January 2021, a number of Democrats brought forward the "No Glory for Hate Act" in the U.S. House of Representatives, a bill that seeks to impose restrictions on certain former presidents. Proposed ahead of the second impeachment of President Donald Trump after he provoked a mob into attacking the U.S. Capitol, the bill aims to prohibit burials in Arlington National Cemetery of former presidents who had been twice impeached.
Snopes readers specifically interpreted this bill as one that sought to prohibit Trump from being buried at Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington, Virginia, at the time of his death. We read the text of the bill, and learned that while Trump is not mentioned there by name, the bill presently only applies to him.
Well, I'd like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!
At this rate he's gonna be the first American to master Juche Necromancy as he wriggles his way right out of the casket.
Trump just announced "whelp guess im fuckin pwned good sir. peace out."
Now begins the Warlord Era.
Wanna hear a joke? Healthcare pls.
Just build a public toilet on top of his grave in Arlington.
Ok, and then what else did you do?
WHOA BOY
Anything and everything to avoid constraining his ability to wage war.
Dump him in a dumpster
There's no way he doesn't just bury himself on another of his golf courses
Satire is dead
I don't care where but do it sooner rather than later
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