Shitty Ask Lemmy

I'm lazy and chopping it down would take effort. And then what am I going to do with a utility pole? You're asking me to do labor and then think about my actions?

I don't need a dildo that large, especially with splinters..

Can't risk it effecting the WiFi.

They arent useful to construct guillotines.

Of all the things I could do, I actually do almost none of them, simply because I don’t want to, and this is one of those things.

They're made of concrete where I live.

Common sense tells me I would get in trouble if I did that.

There are none, we bury our cables.

I've seen my neighbors Disaster Response Survival Manifesto. In fact this is also why I'm trying to stop global warming.

I live in a society

Car already took it out

My ex took my axe, and she lives all the way in Texas.

None of my extension cords are long enough.

Can't find any and if I would, they only have the type of electricity I really don't want to mess with.

Gas prices

My axe is better suited to chop off Epstein class heads.