Shitty Ask Lemmy

None of my extension cords are long enough.

I've seen my neighbors Disaster Response Survival Manifesto. In fact this is also why I'm trying to stop global warming.

Car already took it out

Common sense tells me I would get in trouble if I did that.

There are none, we bury our cables.

I'm lazy and chopping it down would take effort. And then what am I going to do with a utility pole? You're asking me to do labor and then think about my actions?

Of all the things I could do, I actually do almost none of them, simply because I don’t want to, and this is one of those things.

I don't need a dildo that large, especially with splinters..

Can't risk it effecting the WiFi.

I live in a society

They're made of concrete where I live.

They arent useful to construct guillotines.

My ex took my axe, and she lives all the way in Texas.