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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For the vet's it's just been the usual amount

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well looky who’s back for her rabies booster! Come on over here and give ol’ Doctor McFadden a little sandy! 😚

[–] subignition@fedia.io 16 points 1 month ago

please do not the cat

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A cat's tongue on a penis does not sound like a good time.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't remember, was that before or after the office?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was before. Imdb lists the video from 2007 (kind of surprised it's in her credits at all but it is), she started on The Office in 2009.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Somebody saw that skit and nodded their head and went "yes. her."

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Me taking my catboy to the vet

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

me being the catboy: 🐈

[–] elvith@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, of I could lick mine...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe you just haven't tried hard enough.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

tries it

Now I'm a sexual perpetuum mobile!

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] troot@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I have a guess, the cat is hospitalized for peeing or renal problems.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ok but it also implies that there's historical data about normal / average amounts of penis licking.

[–] troot@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago

There is definitely an abnormal amount. I mean, when the cat licks his penis every 15 minutes, you know it's too much, even if you don't know about his penis licking habits.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe some fur in the area has been licked bald, my parents' cat got very stressed at one point and licked all the fur off of his tummy

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

It tastes different

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I get Shane Dawson vibes

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We had the vet remove our cat's penis. Problem solved.

And to be fair it was the vet's idea

[–] Gaja0@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We went through this recently. His bladder got blocked twice by crystals. He couldn't pass them the first time. They cleared them and then put him on medicated food. He blocked again and we got then cleared again. The third time they got blocked, the cut his penis in half and stitched each half to his butt so he could pass his own crystals.

Before all this, he was licking a lot due to discomfort. We were fast in taking him to the vet when he couldn't pass fluids. Anything longer than a couple of days and his kidneys could have failed.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Similar story, but the way our vet explained it is they removed the penis entirely and rerouted the urethra and widened the opening. He pees like a girl cat now basically.

Maybe we're explaining the same surgery, but our vets explained it differently to us

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"why are you so angry Mr Fluffy?" the human asked, as Mr Fluffy removed the humans other eye with his claw

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Where ~~are my testicles~~ is my penis, Summer?

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Damn I haven’t laughed this hard at a post in a long time.