I mean, of I could lick mine...
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Me taking my catboy to the vet
For the vet's it's just been the usual amount
Well looky who’s back for her rabies booster! Come on over here and give ol’ Doctor McFadden a little sandy! 😚
please do not the cat
We had the vet remove our cat's penis. Problem solved.
And to be fair it was the vet's idea
How does he know?
It tastes different
If I have a guess, the cat is hospitalized for peeing or renal problems.
Ok but it also implies that there's historical data about normal / average amounts of penis licking.
There is definitely an abnormal amount. I mean, when the cat licks his penis every 15 minutes, you know it's too much, even if you don't know about his penis licking habits.
Maybe some fur in the area has been licked bald, my parents' cat got very stressed at one point and licked all the fur off of his tummy