I didn't want grapes anyway
Slop.
For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.
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Messy vagueposting is actually a very important tactical maneuver in wars.
WTF I'm a US army general?
one can only assume the war effort is going exceptionally well!
One can't even figure out what else is there even to go on, everything is won over & not existing anymore.
For a nation that has been completely wiped out they sure keep launching lots of missiles still.

This one feels like it's going to get more realivent as time goes on.
realivent
Kids these days and their euphemisms, I thought unalived was bad enough!
Fuck my baka life my dyslexia HATES that word.
Me when I'm responding to an email about Palestine: re:levant.
Talking about Juche Necromancy on youtube is heavily censored, so they have to get creative.
another roaring success in Operation Actually Everyone At My Intervention Is Actually An Alcoholic NOT Me I'M FINE And The Stress of Dealing With YOUR DRAMA Makes Me Need Another Drink So Thanks A Lot Grandma You Fucking Drunk
applying all the lessons learned during Operation I'm Not an Alcoholic You're the Alcoholic You Go to Fucking Rehab if It's So Cool No Seriously How About You Go If You Want to Talk Shit About Me Only God Can Judge Me Dude
A good follow-up to Operation Driving Drunk To My Intervention Because You Make Me So Fucking Mad When You Call Me an Alcoholic Just Because I Have 4 DUIs Even Though That's YOUR Fault Not MINE.
This is the most incoherent post, I've seen so far!
There was also the one where he said Iran has already surrendered to its neighbors and also won't surrender for decades
Something about the phrase "No longer need nor desire, and never did" is like :who-did-this: -level absurdist poetry. Incoherent, afraid, and desperate is a really powerful combination for posting.
Incoherent, afraid, and desperate
Don't talk about my nightlife
It's funny till you remember this guy has access to the largest nuclear stockpile on earth.
"I'm taking my ball and going home. I don't need you losers anyway"
- Trump the 5 year old
I didn't shit my pants on the bus and that isn't shit leaking out of my pants. If it's so important to you that only you noticed then maybe YOU shit my pants. I actually no longer need or desire to shit my pants, and never did tbh, no thanks to you pants-shitter.
Trump's posting quality has gone severely downhill since he found the first problem of his life he can't post his way out of.
Bring back 120-character limits so we don't have to read these walls of vomited text

and another thing, don't put in the paper that I got mad, i'll do it myself
The US is the terrorist regime. Repeat, share, repeat, share.
Death to the US regime.
Does he post by himself or someone manages his account? I can only imagine him rambling nonstop and an assistant hesitantly copying whatever shit he comes up with.
This is definitely him -- that end sentence and signoff is his personal signature lately.
Didn't come out as well as I'd hoped, but 

Tag yourself I'm Likewise, Japan, Australia, or South Korea.