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https://xcancel.com/TimesNow/status/2033938026360148181

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"The United States has been informed by most of our NATO “Allies” that they don’t want to get involved with our Military Operation against the Terrorist Regime of Iran, in the Middle East, this, despite the fact that almost every Country strongly agreed with what we are doing, and that Iran cannot, in any way, shape, or form, be allowed to have a Nuclear Weapon. I am not surprised by their action, however, because I always considered NATO, where we spend Hundreds of Billions of Dollars per year protecting these same Countries, to be a one way street — We will protect them, but they will do nothing for us, in particular, in a time of need. Fortunately, we have decimated Iran’s Military — Their Navy is gone, their Air Force is gone, their Anti-Aircraft and Radar is gone and perhaps, most importantly, their Leaders, at virtually every level, are gone, never to threaten us, our Middle Eastern Allies, or the World, again! Because of the fact that we have had such Military Success, we no longer “need,” or desire, the NATO Countries’ assistance — WE NEVER DID! Likewise, Japan, Australia, or South Korea. In fact, speaking as President of the United States of America, by far the Most Powerful Country Anywhere in the World, WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE!"

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[–] Busgirl@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the most incoherent post, I've seen so far!

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There was also the one where he said Iran has already surrendered to its neighbors and also won't surrender for decades

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Something about the phrase "No longer need nor desire, and never did" is like :who-did-this: -level absurdist poetry. Incoherent, afraid, and desperate is a really powerful combination for posting.

[–] Ekranoplane@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Incoherent, afraid, and desperate

Don't talk about my nightlife

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

It's funny till you remember this guy has access to the largest nuclear stockpile on earth.