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I bought a safe. wtf do I need a safe for?

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[–] severalkittens@ani.social 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't understand left barb.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Barb (Barbara) gone up an’ r u n n o f t (fled).

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I still don't get it. Is it a song maybe?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It’s a meme thing from country music/trailer park cliches. Truck broke down, dog died, wife left, sort of shite.

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[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Warhammer 40000. That is all.

[–] Maestro@fedia.io 18 points 1 month ago

Look at Mr. Moneybags over here, buying WH40K on impulse.

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[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I went over to my old boss's house one time and saw a car under a cover. He explained that it was a custom ultralight racer built off the chassis to a 1967 Lotus Europa. I was blown away and said that I hadn't realized he was a car guy.

He laughed and said "I'm not. Don't go on ebay drunk."

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[–] disregardable@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I got an entire cake decorating kit. Guess how many times I've made cake and icing after the first time.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, you made one to start with? Cause we did the same thing.

[–] disregardable@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Oh yeah. I made a 7 layer rainbow cake. I'm vegan, so I always get jealous in June that everyone else gets rainbow cake but never me.

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[–] Zathras@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

3 packages of 32 mini resin axolotls

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Zathras@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It a lot of alotls

This was the final product when I figured out what to do with tbe.me :)

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I bought a pound of googly eyes.

It filled a shoebox, I've gotten down to one freezer bag.

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[–] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not from my own experience but something most of us witnessed was Musk‘s proposal to buy Twitter. It will never not be funny how drastically he overspent there, then tried to walk back from it but was ultimately ordered to buy it for his offer.

Some people with bad memory or a broken moral compass will claim he destroyed the platform or turned it into something evil but as we know that wasn‘t the case. Because it was already awful long before that. Remember the never ending headlines of „Trump tweeted“ between 2015 and 2021? Well now you do.

Xitter was always shit but at least more and more people are talking about it now. And that purchase was definitely the most batshit insane impulse buy I have ever witnessed.

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[–] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got drunk and bought a t-shirt on eBay.

It featured a rainbow unicorn with the text "HAIL SATAN".

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

I don't need to be drunk to really really want your t-shirt.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 21 points 1 month ago

A peanut butter pie. I ate the whole damn thing in one sitting. No regrets - that thing was good.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How much did you fret over it afterwards?

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago

Not at all. It's not possible.

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[–] mech@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I bought the exact model of bicycle on which Peter Winnen from the Netherlands won Alpe d'Huez, the hardest mountain stage of the 1981 Tour de France.
Used it to commute to work, go on bike tours and bomb down fire roads for 5 years, then sold it for twice what I paid.

[–] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I bought a really nice 4k high 200hz gaming monitor right when I started falling out of love with gaming. I don't want to sell it because I still hop on to game with the buds about once a week.

[–] maltasoron@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 month ago

Once a week is fine, isn't it? I wouldn't worry about it :)

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago (6 children)

A high quality love doll. I believe I paid 1600 bucks for it. Used it for about six months while my depression was at its worst. That was a year ago. How the f does one discard a love doll?!

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Roll it up in a rug and drop it in a dumpster. Make sure the feet are hanging out.

[–] emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago (16 children)

This better not awaken anything in me... 🤤

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[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Add about 10 lbs (4.5 kg) of raw beef in the rug so you can cover the smell as it rots. Doubles as an anti theft deterrent.

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[–] jtzl@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I assume you dump it in a creek like an old tire.

"Good evening, officer. No, I was just... Uhhh.... Can I just pay the fine?"

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[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly, sell it. Even if it's not properly cleaned, you will find someone who's into it.

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[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 12 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Buddy living on a friends couch dropped $8k on a Hayabusa despite having no idea how to ride a bike at all and the town this took place in having no paved roads. Financed the thing too. Kinda wonder where he ended up sometimes

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

A rubber egg. Sold at an odds-and-ends booth at a teaching fair, this egg looks like a real, brown-shelled chicken egg. More than once I've dropped this "egg" in front of people while cooking.

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Also have one. I keep placing it among the réal eggs. it got boiled once . wife ans kids triéd to crack it a few times. Latest win was placing it in my daughter's makeup kit. It looks a lot l'îke one of her spongy thingy.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Depends on the type of safe. There are safes that protect primarily against theft, and those, that are better against fire. Use the latter to store your documents. Or your backups.

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[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

When I went through a breakup two years ago, the first day I bought a $200 bong made out of titanium

You can literally drive over it with a pickup truck, it is amazing

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Impulse bought heelys for myself and my spouse. We have never been cooler.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I bought a turd shaped stress squeeze toy at Dollarama in Quebec for C$2 or C$3

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

8 inch googly eyes. Put them in the Christmas tree.

Test tube full of little googly eyes. When I'm feeling depressed I stick them to random stuff around the house.

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[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

I bought a hand made squirrel shaped water pitcher at a ren fest. It was like $200. Pretty sure it’s one of a kind and you won’t be able to Google what it looks like.

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