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[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 74 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The Only Thing Prohibiting Transit in the Straits Right now is the War Trump Started.

FIFY

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 66 points 3 months ago

"The only thing prohibiting access to the backyard is the hornets nest we kicked"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 44 points 3 months ago
[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If only there was some way of predicting this would happen, we wouldn't have done this! ;p

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 months ago

It's almost as if they'd waited until... congress... had... authorised... the war, they wouldn't be left holding the bag by themselves.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Didn't anyone in Trump's cabinet think that perhaps Iran would have used the Strait of Hormuz as a strategic tool? Or care to listen to the guy who did?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The only thing preventing me from marrying that girl is that she shoots at me whenever I approach.

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What you need is an armed escort. In a month. Then she’ll be all yours!

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

Once you get through enough armed escorts that there is a pile of bodies to hide behind, she'll be all yours!

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didn't you kill that girl's dad a few days ago?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

The old man had it coming, he was a real piece of shit. I'm not sure what she's not understanding, I think she's got some real mental problems. I just worry about her, you know?

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago

Well, he's a quicker learner than I thought he'd be.

It doesn't quite get to the root cause, though, does it?

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 months ago

The only thing preventing Hegseth from being a genius is the fact he is an idiot.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Macron also said they won't send war ships because they might get shot at.

[–] schnokobaer@feddit.org 6 points 3 months ago

Only that. Huh.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
[–] rigatti@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

We attacked Florida and demanded that they don't cut off traffic to Alabama through the Gulf of Mexico. Except it isn't nearly that wide, it's 35x smaller

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I mean. We should probably build a wall around Florida.

Republican goobers like catchy names. We could call it “America’s Cock Ring.”

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

build a wall around Florida.

"So that wall is to keep it the hurricanes?"

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

"It's for when the climate change causes shrinkage!" (to keep the swamp trolls out. when their swamps become lagoons)

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

You'd be surprised how popular that would be both in context and out.

[–] afromustache@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Saving this thread so I can show it when any conservatives try to defend this administration.

"The only thing preventing me from being competent is the fact that I am a moron"

Edit: The

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

No shit, Sherlock!