it is 2008: the gang solves the gas crisis is topical
it is 2026: the gang solves the gas crisis is topical
time is a flat circle, i hate it here. WILDCARD B******
this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2026
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If you filled a bunch of sandwich bags with fuel and duct taped them to your body, you could fly back from Kuwait with even more. That's only an 18 hour flight to California where you can resell it at a premium.
I like the way you think, bud. You're hired!
Should just have bought oil in April 2020 when the price was below 0. Are they stupid?
This is the future. What we need is a digital peer-to-peer oil transport protocol.
People don't understand you can use multiple slurp juices on a single oil barrel.
Why not put the oil on the blockchain and use our combined powers to mine it. The oil will be distributed equally to ones with biggest miners.
I've made an NFT for all of Kuwait's oil and then I'll sell it to you for 12 ETH.
Okay, idea forming here
Who wants to help me pull off the biggest scam on rich people since cold-pressed juice?
You bastard, I'm in.
We're gonna need someone who understands tubes
Someone who can pretend to use a computer
And a little short annoying guy to make jokes the whole time
Whaddya know, I'm all of those guys!
Has anyone just tried politely telling Iran that attacking oil vessels is illegal?