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[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is the future. What we need is a digital peer-to-peer oil transport protocol.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 17 hours ago

People don't understand you can use multiple slurp juices on a single oil barrel.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Why not put the oil on the blockchain and use our combined powers to mine it. The oil will be distributed equally to ones with biggest miners.

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've made an NFT for all of Kuwait's oil and then I'll sell it to you for 12 ETH.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

monke-return

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay, idea forming here

Who wants to help me pull off the biggest scam on rich people since cold-pressed juice?

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You bastard, I'm in.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We're gonna need someone who understands tubes

Someone who can pretend to use a computer

And a little short annoying guy to make jokes the whole time

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Whaddya know, I'm all of those guys!