such a good monkey paw even without the war. “I wish I could own a home” “granted you now own a home in dubai” “noooooooo!” 
this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2026
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That story about the guy who regularly lets off a few rounds to keep housing prices down except he regularly bombs the chamber of commerce with Shahed drones
property taxes must be astronomical if it's worth thousands of dollars for a shahed
30k for a shahed is like the equivalent of replacing s window on one of those properties
It's only 7k for a shahed
there are definitely some people who closed on real estate in Dubai and then hours later all this shit happens
I want a home but I really don't want to live in Dubai
Sell it when the prices go back up
I will take 1 burj khalifa, please
Dubai hexbear commune
If your apartment gets struck by a missile, just sell the apartment and move 
Sell it to who? Fucking Bomb Voyage?
you should buy 15 labubus instead
I mean, I was picturing the Abu Burj tower collapsing like Barad Dur, but I don't think that's what they're talking about
So the answer is to fire missiles at asset bubbles? I'm seeing the argument..
Iran, please do AI next!
They actually might, and have threatened as much.
Ruuuuuuuun!