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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 2 hours ago

I wonder if some enterprising chud influencer will make a high-risk, high-reward gamble by going all in on "10DOLLARGAS". His nonsense argument is that 10DOLLARGAS or however much gas costs is good because it shows Trump will win. He even changes his name to 10DOLLARGAS. Libs take the bait - as always - and in ridiculing him they spread his message far and wide. #10DOLLARGAS goes viral via deriders, supporters, and the curious. It becomes a constant topic on rightwing media.

10DOLLARGAS says he's been making "millions of dollars" off his merch and "wellness products". It's rumored that a huge amount of his merch and products are bought by Larry Ellison and then "pulped" in the same way rightwing book sales are juiced. 10DOLLARGAS's future looks bright.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

rat-salute

Ngl i have a pretty inefficient vehicle but :shrug:

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 18 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Watching trucks with 6 figure loans and 1 digit MPG go by like

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Do I need to stock up on food?

[–] coolusername@hexbear.net 3 points 56 minutes ago* (last edited 53 minutes ago)

I personally am, not abnormal amounts though just filling up the fridge and pantry. sustained $200/barrel is going to freak people out. If anyone has regular stocks like VOO or AAPL or whatever it's time to get out. I've already told my parents and relatives to sell it all.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Having at least a month's worth of dried/canned beans/lentils and rice is always recommendable

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 25 points 4 hours ago

I saw a funny bloomberg article saying 100$ a barrel is actually okay in this day and age; just absolute cope.

It said Oil would have to reach 190$ a barrel before anyone should worry, and 190$ a barrel? You know they chose a number extremely close to 200$ without directly saying 200$ because they know that sounds horrifying, especially as it's directly double what it's reached now. This is like a shop selling a product at 1.99$ because they know it looks better to the consumer than just flat out saying 2$.

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 22 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I've been waiting my whole life for this sicko-biker

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'm less affected cause of not driving as well, but oil is used for the boats and trucks and stuff that bring food to a grocery store. Price of the brick is going up all over

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Buy stocks in bicycles now, so you can afford to buy food in the coming mad max hellscape

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Ironically im a cook and I generally go shoot the shit with my pals who work at the bike shop down the street on my breaks. Ive got it all sewn up. I already barter the food i steal from work for free booze,mechanical repair, and if things work out and my pal can pass her work coupons to friends, massages. If things go mad max hellscape it might even improve my standard of living and I may rise to a Tina Turner level

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 4 points 52 minutes ago (1 children)

You're unironically more prepared for this than the US or israel when they started this war lmao

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 33 minutes ago* (last edited 31 minutes ago)

Preparing for revolution and collapse are the same things for the most part. I've been called 'ridiculously charming' by a co worker before. I juzt genuinely like people

[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 59 minutes ago* (last edited 59 minutes ago)

We Don't Need Another Gyro kelly

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, that's what I'd do too. If onnthe other side I would have simply left Iran alone cause they can do that.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 12 points 3 hours ago

I wonder how many trillions of dollars in lost profits will be attributable to this conflict in 5 years.

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 hours ago

Thank the americans for this.