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And that’s basically it!
omg this is literally about salad dressing. The photo looks AI too.
Ngl, I would love a trip to Europe. I'm not the biggest fan of ranch but I'd put ranch on every damn thing they want. Europeans would be side eyeing me like mad. Wouldn't care. Got free trip.
They should get Devora Wilde involved.
Ok but I have to break the news to you: I know many European people who have gone ape shit when they tried ranch for the first time.
I can never quite tell whether that means that they loathed it, or that they went mad for it.
Ranch induced psychosis is a terrible blight on humanity!
they went wild, as in good. like when a dog gets its first taste of ice cream. they go bananas, knocking tables over and smashing into bookshelves to get their prissy little european hands on that tub of ronch
Yes
I’ve been to a few places in Europe where I know that if I brought in ranch and put it on the food, I’d be killed.
Eh, they don't even have guns over there, how dangerous can they be?
In Europe they don't know what ranch is so Cool Ranch Doritos are called Cool American Doritos...
in ireland its called Cool Original
My unpopular opinion
Ranch is disgusting
We make ranch at home to occasionally dip things in, and it’s enjoyable. However, the slimy, sour shit that comes out of a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch is diagusting.
Homemade ranch really is on another level! Cheaper than the bottled stuff too. $1.50 for a small thing of sour cream and another $1 for a package of seasoning. I used to just use whatever was in my spice cabinet, but the package is so convenient if you just want it easy.
What's that "Ranch"? Just the usual mix of fat and sugar to drown any food and its taste with, good American style?
After having gone out and tried other brands of ranch (hidden valley was my family's goto all my life), I have found that I aftually quite hate hidden valley's.
No no, this makes sense. The world's opinion of us is already as low as it can possibly get, this can only help. Not likely but how much worse could it get?
Which country will one of these people end up getting murdered? My money’s on France. Someone is going to douse their steak au poivre in bacon flavored ranch, and the reaction won’t be pretty.
My money is on Italy the moment they try using it as pasta sauce.
If they can even survive past asking why their pizza doesn’t have any cheese on it.
Okay I get that it might be dangerous but I'm not sure if I am more or less intrigued now
It's fine as long as they livestream it
Yo this is how you start WWIII
Honestly, if he isn't picked they are just losing money on this.
Ranch it up bro!
Listen, I love ranch, but you're gonna want to convince the Scots and let them try to convince everyone else. Ranch is amazing on fried food, and by fuck does Scotland fry food.
I want to see an American eat haggis with ranch
Now I want a scotch egg dipped in ranch.
Free food, traveling across Europe, and all the ranch I can eat? Sign me the fuck up
They should bring Eric Andre along, he knows how to Ranch It Up!
Another Walmart moment.
assistant to the branch-assador
This new form of American imperialism is shockingly evil.
Litehouse is better (it has what the ranch craves (buttermilk))
They should bring better ranch. Nothing will taste good with shit like Hidden Valley.
Sounds like something Rand purveyors would do.
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