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Hidden Valley hiring “Ranch-bassadors” to travel Europe and test ranch on local food (www.dexerto.com)

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[–] bomberesque@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I just showed this to my Italian work colleagues.

Ranch dressing on pizza....

Torches are lit, pitchforks are at the ready

And I haven't even explained to them what ranch dressing is yet