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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 42 minutes ago

The most disgustingly British thing I've ever seen

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You know it's not real because the web address is pornbruv.uk instead of pornbruv.co.uk

[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Aschttuaaalllyyy.... .uk allows registrations directly on .uk without the stupid .co.uk, they started that in ~2014.

However .co is more common, also if it was a goverment site it wouldn't use .co (company) anyway and instead .gov.uk.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Was believable until the dude said "stabbed me in the fanny." It does not mean what it means over here.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That’s pretty presumptive of you. Some blokes have a fanny.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Would he be that concerned over a willy check if he did, though?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 2 hours ago

Well, obviously.

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 35 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

you can tell they're not actually British because in Britain people who have "willies" do not have "fannies"

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Penis preserving vaginoplasty is a thing. I don't think it's at all common but it is a thing

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Mmm, I would not recommend using that word when talking about real people

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe they mean a strap-on and OP is, in fact, a woman?

Fake: the penis is plastic Gay: OP is a lesbian woman

[–] towerful@programming.dev 7 points 6 hours ago

Illegal: the strap on is unlicense

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 22 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

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OI!!!

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ONE HUNNIT TESCO CLUBCARD POINTS ‘AVE BIN DEDUCTED FROM YER ACCOUN’!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

YER THREE QUID 'ANDY OR A SLOBBY ROBBY IS GONNA BE A FIVER FROM NOW ON!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

YER WILL ALSO ONLY BE ABLE TER CHOOSE FROM A VAJOINER OR AN 'AM SANDWICH!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

FAILURE TO RENEW YER LOICENCE IS GONNA RESUL’ IN THA LOSS OV MORE CLUBCARD POINTS!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Whatever. I was never going to have enough clubcard points to buy a house anyway.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

fun fact, there was no riding, she spurned his advances

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago

stabbed me and called me a fanny

Would have been better