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Anon beats his meat (slrpnk.net)

submitted 13 hours ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe they mean a strap-on and OP is, in fact, a woman?

Fake: the penis is plastic Gay: OP is a lesbian woman

[–] towerful@programming.dev 8 points 12 hours ago

Illegal: the strap on is unlicense