this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
131 points (90.2% liked)
Greentext
7923 readers
896 users here now
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§
π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§
OI!!!
YER BUGGERINβ LOICENSE HAS EXPOIRED!!! π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§
ONE HUNNIT TESCO CLUBCARD POINTS βAVE BIN DEDUCTED FROM YER ACCOUNβ!!! π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§
YER THREE QUID 'ANDY OR A SLOBBY ROBBY IS GONNA BE A FIVER FROM NOW ON!!! π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§
YER WILL ALSO ONLY BE ABLE TER CHOOSE FROM A VAJOINER OR AN 'AM SANDWICH!!! π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§
FAILURE TO RENEW YER LOICENCE IS GONNA RESULβ IN THA LOSS OV MORE CLUBCARD POINTS!!! π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§
π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§
π¬π§π¬π§π¬π§
Whatever. I was never going to have enough clubcard points to buy a house anyway.