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Also maybe a hot take but I think ACAB shouldn't apply to Robocop because HE WAS LITERALLY FORCED TO BE A COP AGAINST HIS WILL. That bunny cop can eat shit tho.

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's still killed more corporate executives than I havedeeper-sadness

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers

[–] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

wasn't he a cop before they made him a necrocop

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is true, which kinda destroys my whole argument tbh, but also it could be seen as an allegory about the influence of capitalism on law enforcement.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The movie is literally an allegory about the influence of capitalism on law enforcement. The cops are gonna be privatized and run by OCP.

Edit: and yes, I said something is literally an allegory which is a paradox but you get what I mean

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago
[–] regul@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Yeah but he was almost a good cop before they forced him to be the worst cop.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Dead or alive, he was making everybody come.

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[–] tryitout@infosec.pub 18 points 1 year ago

Speak for yourself, that robogrip was too strong for me.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Robocop is one of the greatest movies ever made don't @ me

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

HE WAS LITERALLY FORCED TO BE A COP AGAINST HIS WILL

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[–] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Deep lore, from the reddit days i believe. Someone wanted to fuck the bunny cop (from whatever movie had a bunny cop 🤷 ). Seriously, that's it. They were real serious about it

[–] regul@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

No. They were mad that people were saying ACAB about Judy Hops because they wanted to fuck the bunny cop.

[–] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

The best bit was when someone from the Zootopia subreddit came to yell at us for being mean to the guy, as he was well known in those parts.

[–] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

OHHHH JUDY HOPPS.

Yeah shes fuckable

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

The fuckability of the bunny cop was never in doubt, only the ethics of fucking the bunny cop

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh that's right. I forgot how we found out they wanted to fuck the bunny cop. I remember they were very upset

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In Poland it was funnier because our version of ACAB is CHWDP (Chuj w dupę policji) which literally means "Cock in police ass"

[–] Orannis62@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

But bottoming is fun and good, why do cops get a turn?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ELITE VOLCEL UNIT ACTIVATED (very very extremely NSFW CW: nudity and gore)

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

That's where it went! Thanks.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I had a guaranteed military sale with ED 209 - renovation program, spare parts for twenty-five years... Who cares if it worked or not?"

On point with the satire. Too bad everyone only saw "whoa! cool robot cop!" and then we got the sequels, cartoons and toys.

[–] reverendz@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Verhoeven has always been great with the satire.

Showgirls is brilliant if you realize it's cutting satire.

I can't imagine someone like Verhoeven getting allowed to make big budget Hollywood movies now.