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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago

They said smile, not get engaged and win the lottery!

[–] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

This man is my new idol

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Double your money back? I smell a money making opportunity.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Go there, it works, get pissed it does work, money.

Go there, it doesn't work, be glad it doesn't work...so it works, no money?

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I prefer to use Brett’s angry dance from Flight of the Conchords.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

THUMPASAURUS!!!!!!

Amazing website, but I prefer this one by them: Choose wisely...

[–] o1011o@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

THUMPASAURUS https://youtu.be/T6dmMUR9TVI This is one of the best songs in existence.

This is great

[–] groet@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

So all of these posters and posts about posters and websites are all just a viral marketing campaign for this band?

At least it is entertaining

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

WHERE IS HIS SON HENRY??? IS HE OKAY???

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Relax, it clearly says he's in @thumpasaurusmusic

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

In the before picture I am unsure of this mans emotions. In the after picture I can confidently say that is not a man who is pissed. This service is clearly essential. I suggest immediate government subsidies of $39 upwards to $1,500,000,000,000.

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I paid 20 bitcoin for this service in 2009. Im still kind of pissed.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Love me some truewagner

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Wait until Wall Street discovers the money back clause

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Did you learn ballet... sarcasticly?

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm pissing in the rain, just pissing in the rain! What a wonderful feeling, when I shut off my brain!

chases the elderly with feathers

Gonna getcha! Gonna tickle your granny! Goochi goochi goo!!!

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok now I'm pissed, no one chases my granny with a feather! Prepare to be danced at!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Is this why you hate the internet?

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

His son actually further developed the experimental dance therapy into the practice of mental karate.