You can't make MIGA without breaking some eggs folks
Trump is completely determined to fuck up US hegemony so much worse than GWB could have dreamed.
this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2026
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Mission impossible 
Iran has a population of 93 million. America is not capable of invading and occupying it.
Furthermore America wasn't capable of invading and occupying Afghanistan, a country much poorer and less equipped than Iran.
Question is, does Trump know what unconditional surrender means, or does he just think it’s a cooler, more badass version of surrender?
Why are you asking that while wearing your "Trump thinks unconditional surrender is just a more badass version of surrender" t-shirt?
touché
"unconditional surrender" isn't really a thing, it's a refusal to accept surrender. In reality, conditions are the POINT of a surrender. If your opponent isn't offering any guarantees why wouldn't you fight to the last man, woman and child? "Unconditional" could mean "we are going to execute everyone in this country". That's why it was demanded of Japan - there was no surrender they could offer that wouldn't allow the US to say it wasn't enough and nuke them anyway, which is exactly what happened.
It's a prettied-up version of "no quarter" intended to obfuscate the war crime.
Holy 
this guy is out of ideas and has no plan.
I heard someone say somewhere that Iran is the biggest country the US has ever invaded.
they invaded russia in 1918
The original coalition of the willing
Well, all the land the US stole in the first place, from natives and Mexico
And this is the weakest the US's military has been since like, the war of 1812
By what metric? Serious question
In 1811 we had more F-22s
The fact that we can't produce enough materiel. If we can't provide enough materiel for Ukraine how are we supposed to support a war with Iran? The homefront can tolerate minimal casualties. Drones and new missile technologies have greatly weakened tanks and aircraft carriers, which the USA relies on. The 1812 bit is kinda non-sensical. Just that the US military is not, imo, actually capable of sustaining a prolonged land engagement of any kind.
Although, I'm definitely not as knowledgeable as many others here.
cool so the US will be surrendering to Iran?
Unconditionally, even.
His tweets used to be funny, unpredictable, riddled with wacky and memorable misspells like "hamberders" and "covfefe." Everyone has a catchy nickname, "Crazy Bernie", "Crooked Hillary", "Sleepy Joe", "Little Marco", "Lyin' Ted," etc. Now it is formulaic in its unhingeness, always with random words in full capital, and it always ends with "Thank you for your attention to this matter" - as if they just used AI to simulate the greatest hits, but there was no artistry in the shitposting and it is never funny anymore.
Big Man fell off, washed
I believe they are using ai to make these tweets tbh.
He used to be so big and wet and now he's just that gross dried out sponge that fell behind the washing machine
Got it. Troops will be home by Christmas
never gonna happen unless the big wet man is ready to nuke tehran
Becoming increasingly depressed thinking that's exactly what's gonna happen 
it's either that or the US withdraws and israel nukes tehran...
American unconditional surrender is infact on the table. They can destroy our fragile empire and by contrast we can not really convincingly project force into their sphere of influence
Yo! You can't even make your own country great. Only the billionaires in it.
I'm really looking forward to all the video clips of him saying "MIGA" out loud and not realizing what it sounds like.
This very precisely refers to the USA, actually. And we don't even need to destroy the USA, just remove all the garbage. And the first step is to remove Donald.
And we don't even need to destroy the USA
The USA
How did you get a video of me entering my own home???
How do you think?
And we don't even need to destroy the USA, just remove all the garbage
Oops, it's all garbage
don't even need to destroy the USA, just remove all the garbage
:same-picture:
"We don't need to cure the brain cancer, just remove all the tumors. And the first step is to remove the headache."
You are not smart.
next we learn his definition of 'unconditional surrender' is them dropping every bomb they have on Natanz then running away
Is this a real post? Wow.
Unconditional surrender is not a deal. 'Deal' means there are conditions involved and mutually agreed upon.
