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https://fortune.com/2026/03/04/palantir-tech-companies-offices-vending-machines-tobacco-worker-productivity/

Free drugs for being a good cog? Man now we are talking business perks.

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[–] arcine@jlai.lu 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nicotine : one of the only drugs that makes you a better slave ; therefore, one of the very few legal ones.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I mean there were the amphetamines and opiates that they thought made people better workers too but that was just during periods where people hated reality and they realized the disassociation was worse for efficiency so now just back to nicotine.

Why can't we make our own study that says that the dopamine of watching a live hibachi chef makes us a better slave and at least get a flaming volcano of onion out of this?

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

The original nazis used meth, but these fash aren't quite there yet.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm holding out for free cocaine

[–] Starstarz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This guy gets it. My company almost does this already by making my Adderall script only $10

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is coffee not good enough anymore?

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 points 1 day ago

Considering the dosage amounts of caffeine that seem normal to people now....
No.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 104 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Now that's some cyberpunk dystopian shit. Corpos drugging up employees for productivity.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 58 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

in the 1960s American cigarette companies used to leave free packs of cigarettes in freshman dorms at the beginning of the school year because at least some of them would get bored and try it.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't worry, the Kent Micronite filter cigarettes helped with cancer thanks to the power of asbestos.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"Your honor, you can't deny they helped with the cancer..."

[–] zeezee@slrpnk.net 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I mean that's not new - tech companies will still advertise "coffee on tap" as a perk to work for them

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Can confirm, my time at microslop in the mid 2000s included break rooms with coolers full of every caffeinated beverage you can think of.

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[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I already wish them slow cancer so good job.

[–] RazTheCat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Man, just modafinil or adderall lol.

I've heard Meth keeps you on even longer, the Nazis knew that already with Panzerschokolade.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 22 points 1 day ago

Only because they don’t yet have approval to hand out amphetamines

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No reason any worker couldn't just throw em in the trash, right?

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 1 day ago

I imagine you would be fired and charged for destruction of property and then they would make you feel bad by having you apologize to your coworkers for hindering their ability to put forth more work.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

At this point I think it's safe to say we're locked into the dystopian future and the utopic one was but a dream.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is there more footage of Hitler tweaking? Show modern nazis what their shitty "master race" looks like.

[–] em2@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

I don't have footage, but there's a book called Blitzed: Drugs in the Third Reich by Normal Ohler telling all about the drug use.

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[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Why not just skip straight to the point and save us all a decade or so. Meth on tap.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm still going outside for a smoke when I get my 15. They are only providing pouches (snuff) so people don't have to leave their workstation to get their fix.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I don't smoke, but would still sometimes go out with my colleagues who do smoke.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 14 points 2 days ago

Yeah. I can't wait for my complimentary IV and catheter at my cubicle and 0 breaks.

I used to take smoking breaks without smoking cause it wasnt fair to dish them out to only smokers.

[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Fuck this to hell. I want tobacco to go extinct, not be more accessible.

If there was a button that just made every tobacco plant (and the backups in that one seed vault place) die, I would keep pushing it for days just to make sure it was all gone. Including existing smoking products.

Not sorry not sorry. Addicts all going cold turkey that day.

[–] ImNotThatPokable@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

As a nicotine addict, I wouldn't advise this. Making every one of us go cold turkey in one moment will be the end of humanity. Nicotine withdrawal is no joke.

I don't understand your fury to be honest. It's unhinged. So what happened to make you feel this way?

[–] dsilverz@calckey.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

@oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip @Krauerking@lemy.lol
@aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

First, I don't smoke and never had smoked (not considering the passive smoking from being close to smokers), the only "drug" I use non-frequently is alcohol (a vodka-saké beverage).

This said, your paternalistic implied thought ("drugs are bad, people shouldn't use drugs"; are their bodies yours, to begin with? Do you happen to have some kind of ownership over other's bodies? Who gave you this almighty authority, do you happen to be a Demiurgal Archon of sorts?) is missing the forest for the trees.

I'm barely knowledgeable about biology, but I know enough to remember about symbiotic relationships in nature, as well as phylogenetics. The plant responsible for tobacco wasn't some kind of lab creation, IIRC tobacco plant even predates us homininae, and this means there are certainly species biologically interacting with the tobacco plant, perhaps species reliant of tobacco plant (not necessarily because of nicotine, but because it's a plant which siphons nutrients and resources from the soil, displacing water and somehow contributing to water cycles).

The moment this Archonic hubris illustrated by your text were to render tobacco extinct, unbeknownst to you, other species would be going extinct as well, and this may include humans due to how food web is so interconnected in ways we're still trying to figure out. That's part of why we try to classify species taxonomically and phylogenetically, because this is also valuable for us to identify potential interspecies relationships. I mean, this is exactly what phylogenetics is about: study of evolutionary relationships among biological entities.

So, please, seek some phylogenetics and biology awareness before feeding paternalistic, bigoted anti-drug thoughts. Others bodies aren't yours for you to wish for control, let alone other species.

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Yes drugs are bad, we should all have to rawdog experiencing the planet boiling.

What an enlightened take, that's positively upvoted — no less!

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Mind your own business.

[–] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Well, headache medicine sometimes includes nic.. They would probably just switch it to something worse.

Why don't they just use their job replacing AIs?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What do you think free coffee is for?

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[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hmmm, how much you want to bet the tobacco companies slipped a little money under their door mat

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[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Always with the "extract every ounce of yourself for us", never with the "take care of yourself to maximize your potential for us".

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Amlodipine.

[–] lemjukes@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

for anyone just interested in reading a recent study on the effects of nicotine.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11350241/

[–] Lucius_Sweet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I found this review paper interesting and I don't doubt that nicotine can have therapeutic effects but the funding source worried me.

Conflict of interest

Authors YC, XW, XZ, HT, YZ, JZ, and SZ were employed China Tobacco Anhui Industrial Co., Ltd.

The remaining authors declare that the research was conducted in the absence of any commercial or financial relationships that could be construed as a potential conflict of interest.

The authors declare that this study received funding from Technology Project of Anhui Zhongyan Industry Co., Ltd. The funder had the involvement in the study design, data analysis, decision to publish, and preparation of the manuscript.

Funding Statement The author(s) declare that financial support was received for the research, authorship, and/or publication of this article. This work was financially supported by the Technology Project of Anhui Zhongyan Industry Co., Ltd. (2022156), Science and Technology Projects of State Tobacco Monopoly Administration (110202201046XX-05), Startup Program of XMU and Fundamental Research Funds for the Central Universities.

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn. That study is toasted.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dunno what you mean :))

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 points 1 day ago

I read through it and just thought they were being generous with the fact that they were stating the positives as mostly people with depression and ADHD self medicating with an addictive substance that didnt really help as much as cause a feedback loop that felt better but more addictive...

The fact that they state the funders directly had involvement in the study... Oof.

[–] TheWeirdestCunt@lemmy.today 11 points 2 days ago (9 children)

It's appalling that they're doing it but they aren't tobacco products, they nicotine products.

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