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[–] Hond@piefed.social 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Now imagine more than two choices!

[–] SargonOfACAB@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Living in Europe this is fairly easy te remember. None of the choices are great, but they definitely exist.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah, it’s a choice among:

all out evil

Definitely evil, but still pretending to be good. (Weirdly,they’re the only capable party, and though at least half of the stuff they champion is awful, the amount of things they get done that aren’t evil is somehow still larger than whatever good any less evil party can get done. It’s still not worth it, to be clear, it’s just a shitty quirk of this political climate.)

Doesn’t yet realize they’re evil, but they are

Half good hearted but misguided, half foreign agents trying to sow discord

Great except for one issue, will never get a high portion of the vote

Great all around, will really never get a high portion of the vote

Guess the country and guess the parties for a sense of being quick on the uptake and in on the joke.

hint for the last twoI’m in favor of giving Ukraine weapons and pro European unity

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My guessGermany

  • AfD
  • CDU
  • SPD
  • BSW
  • The Left
  • Greens
[–] DivineDev@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Would be my guess as well, though I'm unsure about the CDU/CSU getting more good stuff done than other less shitty parties. The last administration did pretty well mostly thanks to the Greens even though the media kept bashing it to no end, and I do not want to imagine a world with a CxU/SPD coalition during the chaos after the full-scale invasion of Ukraine.

Also I think The Left is far less likely to get a significant share of votes than the Greens.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Pretty close- maybe I should have mentioned being bitter about our anachronistic coal usage in the spoiler. I didn’t include BSW, so it goes afd, cdu, spd, greens, die linke, and volt, though I would also put BSW in that category with the greens

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[–] OutForARip@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do The Left support Israel?

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

https://jacobin.com/2025/10/germany-die-linke-palestine-genocide

Nope, they don't and they are extremely under attack by the media for it.

Edit: To clarify, they're also only coming around to it very slowly and late, so now both sided dislike them. It's a weird place to be for many german leftist who have defended Israel against far-right propaganda for years, while also continuously sticking up for the Palestinians. Non-muslim pro-palestinian movements in Germany have their roots deep inside the left political spectrum but have had a hard time getting anywhere politically because any allegation of antisemitism amounted to political suicide and Germans would tuck tails and run as soon as any israeli rightwinger would use the antisemitism-cudgel. The fear to be called a Nazi is rooted extremely deep in our society, because it's seen as a stain you can never ever get rid of again once those allegations have been made and it is deeply drilled into each and everyone of us, that being seen as a Nazi is about the worst thing you can be, forever and always.

[–] Jack@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The UK also has 1st-past-the-post voting, yet polling is showing that people are rejecting their 2 big parties: Labour (liberal capitalists) and the Tories (sociopathic capitalists), in favor of Reform (psychotic capitalists) and the Green party (ethical environmentalists).

"It is infinitely better to vote for freedom and fail than to vote for slavery and succeed." - Eugene V. Debs, Appeal to Reason, 1900-10-13

"Wage-labor is but a name; wage-slavery is the fact." - Eugene V. Debs, The Socialist Party and the Working Class 1904-09-01

[–] SteveCC@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Ranked Choice Voting.
Where we don't just have to hold our noses and pick from 2. https://represent.us/

A video about it- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfQij4aQq1k

[–] OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know what's even better? Proportional representation and an executive branch that answers directly to your elected parliament.

STV just means you continue to vote against Republicans and hope for the second worst option of Democrats, but you can feel better about yourself because you put a left-wing party down as your first choice.

STV should only be used for figurehead positions with no real power.

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[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

STAR voting is slightly better in a couple of situations but yeah, that would be real progress

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I would love to be in a position to pick the worse if these two!

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[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Ranked Choice has a Monotonicity problem. i.e. it's possible for a candidate to lose if a more people rank that candidate higher on their own ballot without changing any other ballots.

This has happened in recent RCV elections, and resulted in the candidate's ideological opposition winning.

There's a group called FairVote that's been pushing RCV since the early 90s despite the many flaws of the system. Flaws that have been known since the system was first designed in 1788.

Seriously, Instant Runoff Voting was invented by the Marquis de Condorcet in 1788 as an example of a broken election system that can eliminate candidates preferred by a majority of voters.

It was later reinvented in the late 1850s by an Englishman who presumably never learned French.

Anyway a modern voting system for consideration is STAR, it was developed in 2014 by people who have read Condorcet, the the works of Kenneth Arrow from the 1950s. (Arrow's Impossibility Theorium)

Find more info at www.equal.vote

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[–] tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

I'd be willing to take the worse of two goods at this point.

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 15 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Protest and elect. Emphasis on protest.

  1. Get as involved as you can with activist efforts locally.
  2. Organize, network, focus on building solidarity.
  3. Vote at primaries for the most progressive candidate.
  4. Don't punch down
  5. Don't punch left.
[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

All important, but those last two are key to enabling the rest imo

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[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Then vote in all elections including local, special, midterms and especially primaries not just general. Choose progressives.

We are where we are, because voter apathy. When you don't vote, other pick the candidates for you.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We have that voter apathy because our voting system is awful, and doesn't allow most votes to even matter. People should still vote, but that alone isn't enough to fix anything. As things are now it's damage control at best.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s bad, especially in the US and Canada, but not voting isn’t going to fix anything. Ultimately there are not hard-coded rules saying a progressive vote is worth less than a conservative one, even if the systems are set up to look that way. Voting is always worth it.

[–] hraegsvelmir@ani.social 3 points 1 month ago

Ultimately there are not hard-coded rules saying a progressive vote is worth less than a conservative one

There might not be rules explicitly for this purpose, but the Electoral College and Senate are hard-coded institutions in the US government that effectively guarantee this. The antagonism there is more framed as a rural vs urban one, but it effectively amounts to the same thing in practice. Going by Wikipedia numbers, every elector for NY represents the votes of up to 714,372 residents of New York, while in Wyoming, that ration is considerably lower, at 1 elector for every 196,251 residents. This ignores things like residents counted in the population who are ineligible to vote and people who just don't, but you get the point. Ditto for the Senate, where some 10 million New Yorkers get the same representation as just under 300,000 people in Wyoming.

Yes, rural states could eventually swing left again and make this no longer the case, but it certainly seems unlikely at any time in the near future.

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Problem is in a lot of places those with the D next to their name aren't progressive with the only ones that actually are being third party. So not only do you have to convince a non-voter to vote, but you have to convince them to support someone that's not part of the 2 major parties.

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[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Texas just had to choose between Talarico and Crockett. Both sounded like great candidates to me and hope that Crockett can continue her path in politics (albeit without the AIPAC issue she has)

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

To be fair, that is how primaries work. In many states only people registered with the party can pick who ends up at the binary vote. Which forces people to denigrate themselves by capitulating to a party in order to be allowed to run in their primary and get money.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just pointing out that Texas IS one of those states where only people registered with the party can vote in the primaries...

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[–] s@piefed.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Harm reduction. If forced into a binary choice, I’d rather lose a finger than lose a hand.

[–] MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Sure, but at some point ya gotta think, "Maybe I should destroy the de-limbing machine," instead of continuing to put part of your body in there.

(This isn't a criticism of you or your beliefs, just a jokey perspective.)

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i guess we need rage, rage against the delimbing machine?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Dont go slowly into the night. Rage. Rage against the machine

[–] s@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago

I mean yeah obviously

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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

At some point, you will run out of fingers...

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 8 points 1 month ago

I don't know, but I absolutely support any attempt to find out.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It’s time to give up on this idea, given the outrage culture, the death of journalism.

We could have a race of Fred Roger’s vs fred rogers and someone would find or make up a scandal and half the internet will follow. For the foreseeable future all candidates appear to be evil, whether they are different from before or not, so our choice is who appears less evil.

Then there’s the death of the platform. Candidates compete to see how little they can say, to not give their opponents anything to go on, so all future candidates will not appear to have a good platform and our choice is who is less evil

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Outside of the realm of politics, but one choice I've made somewhat recently that was "better of two goods" was picking a Linux distro

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[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about the "neutral of two mehs"?

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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No, it's not possible with unlimited corporate funding.

Rs are left hand, Ds are right hand, AmazonEnronMega is the puppeteer.

They've made bribery legal, it's blatant and right out in the open. They all shared the stage, everyone clapped, thunderous applause

Voters can't out bribe them, they're too busy trying to make a living on half the pay their parents had

How will you get them to outlaw bribery again? Not legally.

[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Half of Americans actively vote for the more evil candidate. That’s the problem you need to fix first.

I really wish I was exaggerating but it’s hard to describe it any other way.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yep. I enjoy hypothetical discussions about how to fix our shit to benefit humans as much as anybody else.

But that's the wall I mentally run into every time: dozens of millions of people voted for the obvious greater evil THREE consecutive times.

And these weren't some kind of bland Romney v Obama elections that were very much two sides of the same coin. They were random politician v dementia predator Hitler and roughly half of voters were smashing that pedoHitler button.

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[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Everyone is talking about ranked choice and other options, I don't have problems with that, but I'd like to say this:

I think if 80-90% of people voted for that lesser evil, then the greater evil would know that they have no chance, and shift themselves to get more votes. Either the candidate will change policies, or the party will dump those candidates and get someone new.

Problem is, both evils have equal chances of winning, so they have no reason to change significantly.

That's what surprises me.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Thats basically communism and socialism for me. I believe socialism would be better but its two goods either way.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

I've been an Unaffiliated Independent since I first registered to vote in 1977, and I have NEVER voted for a candidate that I really like, at least not for President. Every single election has been the better of two evils, and often there wasn't even two, and often there wasn't even one. I haven't been even mildly interested in any of the candidates we've had in the 21st Century, except maybe Bernie, and he's never really had a chance anyway.

I like AOC, and a couple of others. I've swing hard into the Progressive side these days. Time to balance the scale away from Conservatives for at least a half century. I'll be dead by then.

[–] Abbysimons@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I think a lot of people relate to that feeling. Most people don’t just want the “least bad” option — they’d rather feel like they’re choosing something genuinely good.

[–] M1ch431@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes.

Anybody who says otherwise is likely (on some level) attempting to convince others to crush their hopes of a better world being possible.

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