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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Has anyone told the crackheads how much copper is in that thing?

It's got wheels and everything. You can literally just roll it right to the scrap yard.

[–] Carmakazi@piefed.social 140 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Tell crackheads that there's 50 pounds of copper and two catalytic converters in these things.

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 87 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There actually might be… brb

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 days ago

Forget telling crackheads there's copper, tell gamers there's ram modules on there they could solder to their GPU

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 41 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Those solar panels look pretty nice...

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 23 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Come to think of it, yeah... These things will be real nice to have after the collapse.

A modestly sized, but complete and mobile off-grid solar system, just waiting for you to hitch it to your car and pull it away. Tear the cameras and lights off of it, then use the solar panels, batteries, and associated electrical equipment to power whatever small electrical loads you need.

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[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 days ago

Lol 50? They would do it 2 lbs.

You can also get the same effect by telling a meth head who hasn't slept in 7 days "hey, I think that things watching you"

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[–] WesternInfidels@feddit.online 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The first time I saw one of these was at a Fourth of July gathering in a public park. I saw the high blue lights and I figured it was marking some kind of portable police resource center. I had imagined some basic first aid and some officers ready for emergency assistance. I had imagined something that was partly a service and partly community outreach. I had imagined something with positive features.

I was so disappointed to find out it was just cameras. Quite an emotional trip in my head there, from "We're here to help!" to "We're watching you, fuckers" in the space of a moment.

But I guess the cops in my suburb are no better than the cops in any other suburb.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (10 children)

"We’re here to help!” and "cops" in the same thought is wild lol

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Sometimes the first thought is what the propaganda you grew up with said

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

We're here to help "property owners and wealthy people".

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 86 points 2 days ago (2 children)

These things are so fucking dystopian.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 96 points 2 days ago (6 children)

They really are. I visit a location with one of these regularly  and a pleasant loudspeaker says "Welcome to [shopping area], please report any disturbances" and I immediately feel like I'm in Half-Life, or another dystopian video game...

[–] fishy@lemmy.today 11 points 2 days ago

The ones by me play loud classical music at night to keep homeless from setting up camp. Nothing makes me feel more safe at night than loud classical music. Just kidding it always makes me feel like a slasher movie killer is just a few feet behind me.

Probably the most dystopian thing I've ever experienced IRL.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 12 points 2 days ago

"Eat recycled food. Good for the environment and OK for you."

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[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

It costs less than 10 dollars to disable them.

It also costs about negative 1200 to steal them.

It costs infinitely more to do nothing.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 days ago (5 children)

What even are these? I'm not American, we don't torture (or have) crackheads here. I mean we do have bums, but hard drugs are too expensive and hard to find for then I think. Booze is easy.

Anyway, in case anyone here is thinking of their local community's wellbeing, idk what it's like in the US with tariffs and all, but I know that in general it's like 30 bucks off Aliexpress to get a cordless angle grinder that works with Makita batteries. Maybe 50 with a battery and charger included. Yes, they work.

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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There's one of these in a shopping center around me. I flip it off every time I see it.

I mean, I deliberately drive near it, stop, roll down my window, put my arm out, and flip it off very intentionally.

I don't care if it knows me. I've made no secret of my hatred for authoritarianism throughout my life. I've gone to more protests than I can count. Besides, if authorities really wanted to do something to me, they'd readily make things up anyway. They don't need an excuse, so I might as well express myself.

This shit is dystopian as fuck and every time I see it or it blasts out its message about us being watched, it boils my blood.

Fuck it all. This is not okay.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

. . .flip it off very intentionally.

Heehee I'm kinda glad I'm not alone here. I walk my neighborhood and people install those STUPID cameras facing the sidewalk to catch EVERYONE walking by, that whistle at you, or say "you are being recorded!"

I give it the finger without looking at it basically as a reflex now. I've never even flipped someone off in traffic, I've been told I have the patience of a saint.

But surveillance capitalism and stupid paranoid suburbanites satisfying their nosy-neighbor compulsions is definitely a line.

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I was ready to be like nah that's just a traffic obs camera or someshit, but I looked it up and it really is a total shitheadomatic-5000

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LiveView_Technologies

[–] michael_palmer@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

Oroville, California's police department pays $45,000 per year for one LVT trailer

That is what's really insane.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It does have some very nice solar panels on it, though.

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[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hate it. It's so annoying. The stores in the area hate it because it pisses people off and they complain to the stores and them the stores are like we hate them as well but the cops put them there.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I once had the lovely privilege of listening to a police higher up (lieutenant or something?) happily crow about setting these things up. I was just trying not to scoff as he said it was super effective, and yet his little slideshow showed absolutely diddly squat in any changes in the metrics they were using.

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[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

the stores are like we hate them as well but the cops put them there.

If they're on a store's parkinglot, they're trespassing if they're there without the store's consent. That means they can be removed.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Most stores are tenants of a landlord. Even those Walmart warehouses are leased, often both in land and structure.

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[–] null@lemmy.org 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

WARNING CITIZEN! THIS AREA IS UNDER SURVEILLANCE! YOUR FACE HAS BEEN SCANNED AND ADDED TO A DATABASE!

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not too far off from what these things actually scream

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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"If you can see this, you shouldn't be shopping here."

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[–] sveltecider@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 2 points 18 hours ago

Mobile surveillance stations. Typically solar powered with a backup battery, and the inevitably monstrous result of surveillance capitalism.

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I sold my old car to a crackhead. He had way more chill than any kind of AI surveillance.

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[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I feel safer around crackheads than around cops

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[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 days ago

Half the derelict RVs in Seattle have a power system out of one of these bad boys

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Specifically engineered to keep out "undesirables".

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (5 children)

What the hell is that thing anyway

[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Solar powered wireless remote battery powered overly-designed mobile CCTV/loudspeaker/strobe light trailer. This one in particular is manufactured by a company called LVT, who are one of the major manufacturers of these.

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 25 points 2 days ago (9 children)

I've only ever seen them in Walgreens, CVS, and McDonald's parking lots. Blinking away with the brightest blue LED all fucking night.

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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

They aren't common in the places I typically shop, at least not yet.

So, around here, when you see these, you know you're in an unsafe part of town, so they're essentially a huge advertisement to go shop some place safer and nicer. The privacy invasion aspect of it isn't even really the biggest factor in regards to where I spend my money.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago

No worries, a few years of surveillance state and everybody becomes a crackhead one way or the other!

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

Break spybox.

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